So I thought I'd share my top ten troubles and then you can tell me if I'm even MORE handsome.
Waffles Top Ten *Troubles*
1. Locked myself in the powder room.
Like about ten times. But I like the powder room. The door is super fun to play behind and close with my paws. Can I help it if I can't open it?
2. Locked myself in the guest bedroom overnight.
I only did this once. I swear I smelled treats on account of that's where Glogirly stores ALL the cool stuff we get from the man in brown shorts. After everyone went to bed, I thought it would be fun to shut the door and see what happened. What happened is I almost MISSED BREAKFAST the next morning.
3. Spilled a little litter.
It was only like 40 pounds. It was in a plastic bag and I love plastic bags. You know how you make a little tear in something and then you just keep making more little tears?
4. Stared at the Boss.
I wasn't really staring. I was just looking. Over her shoulder. While she was eating. Her whole breakfast. And dinner.
5. Stared at the Boss. Stole a pillow.
Ok, so the Boss was sitting on puffy pillow on the sofa next to Glogirly while she was blogging. It looked SO comfortable. I may or may not have *looked* at her. Can I help it if she got up to go get a drink? Can I help it if I kept her pillow warm?
6. Counter surfing.
But Gloman brought home KFC! (Sunday)
But there was fresh pizza on the counter. (Monday)
But there was turkey sandwich stuff on the counter. (Tuesday)
7. Cupboard inspection.
For the record, I only opened five of the kitchen cupboards. I may or may not have taken out *some* of the paper napkins.
8. Carpet maintenance.
When I did #2 (no not litter box #2, but #2 on my troubles list) I worked my magic on the carpeting under the guest room door. I looked for a scratching post, but I would have had to walk a whole 12 inches to get to it.
9. Bedtime fetch.
Gloman doesn't like to play fetch after he's in bed. Sleeping. I guess he doesn't like waking up with a fetch toy stuck to his leg either.
10. Locked myself in the guest bathroom.
That one was a tactical error on account of no one hardly ever uses it. Thank COD Glogirly was in the very next room and heard the door slam shut. She has sonar door shutting hearing. I don't really think this counts as trouble though because she was laughing.
And that was just one week!
So??? Am I even MORE handsome now? Because if I am, there's lots of trouble I haven't even found yet!