WAFFLES: Did someone say chicken? I'm pretty sure someone said chicken. Or maybe someone said something tastes like chicken. So why does everyone say that something they've never tasted before tastes like chicken?
That's like teasing me to taste EVERYTHING.
WAFFLES: Kind of dry. But really not too bad for a kitty lounger. I could eat this.
WAFFLES: Much softer. Not very juicy though, unless I've been licking it for an hour. Then, definitely juicy. I guess my catnip-filled mustache is sort of chicken-like.
WAFFLES: This one's got TEETH! I think he might be biting back. I've tasted better, but I like the handle.
WAFFLES: Ok, now we're getting somewhere. Feathery, crunchy... If this were a chicken though, he'd be pretty skinny.
WAFFLES: This one sure looks tasty. I'm not supposed to eat Glogirly's computer though. Maybe just a little lick???
Happy April Fools Everybuddy!
The Boss told me I could handle today's blog post ALL by myself on account of it's Waffles Wednesday AND April Fools Day. There was something in the way she said it though...
About Today's Photos
The first three photos were all taken on the same day when Glogirly was trying out a new lens that Gloman loaned her. She practically had to check it out like it was a library book. (a library book made of GOLD.) If she didn't return it on time, the late fine would be WAY more than a quarter.
The FURminator picture was taken for a product review, but we didn't use it because we thought the FURminator people probably wouldn't want cats to eat their product. And the feather photo was taken for a video that we made for a large pet related company that shall remain nameless. They loved our video, even paid us, but then never did anything with it. Those are the breaks when you're a cat-actor I guess.
The last photo has some of Glogirly's magic Photoshop pixie dust on it. That's how the chicken got into the computer. It was late at night and I was looking at our Facebook page. Those two orange thingies are what we store all of our pictures on. If the Boss were here, she'd be trying to chew on those cords. She probably thinks they taste like chicken.
You are a star no matter what Waffles. I still say if you visit here you can chase chickens all day long
ReplyDeleteBwwwah!!!! Waffles I nearly DIED watching you chew that Furminator! OUCH!!!! You have strong teeth!
ReplyDeleteI thought that chicken was really on the laptop! I didn't think it was Photoshopped at all! Super cool!!!!! Thanks for your sweet comment on my blog today! Love, Cody
Man...those furminators are TASTY. Ours has to be *hidden* in a secret location.
ReplyDelete(drawer under TV, right-hand side)
I've never SEEN a FURminator! Although I hear one is going to be used on Boodie soon.
ReplyDeleteNow I are hungry for chikken.
ReplyDeleteOk, I are always hungry for chikken.
We could eat chickie all the time too .....
ReplyDeleteAmber likes to eat Da Bird too - guess it must be real tasty!
ReplyDeleteMmmm...all this talk about chicken...now we want some!
ReplyDeletewe don't know why people think everything tastes like chicken either.....but now we are hungry
ReplyDeleteChicken is tasty whether it's foolish or not...
ReplyDeleteWaffles looks so handsome basking in the glow of the chicken computer.
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Maggie
You look like you're about to order a chicken online, Waffles! You do have Amazon Prime, after all ;)
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ReplyDeleteWe are definitely calling Pollo Tropical now (our favorite chicken place here in Miami). You got us hungry!
ReplyDeleteMum just bought a Furminator for us, we should try to taste it ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteWaffles you did a good job taking over the blog post today. Maybe Glogirly will give you some chicken as a reward.
ReplyDeleteHappy Chicken Fools Day Waffles..
ReplyDeleteHappy Waffles Wednesday!
ReplyDeleteHappy Waffles Wednesday!
ReplyDeleteHappy April Fools Waffles!
ReplyDeleteWhat are those orange thingies called? Never seen any before.
ReplyDeleteWaffles do you realize what we have in common? Chicken
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Are you sure your not a late teether Waffles???
ReplyDeleteHey, guess what! My people went grocery shopping tonight and brought KFC home with them and I got some.
Hey, how do I get that up close and personal chicken site on my computer, Waffles? - Ashton
ReplyDeleteAaaaaw Waffles we always wunnewed dat too. Why is it dat evewyfin' is posed to taste like chicken?
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Lexi
My peeps—especially Pop—taste like chicken. That’s why I call them Peeps.
ReplyDeleteHmmm...maybe you could find a way to coat all those objects with essence of chicken! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteGiving everything the taste test sounds tiring to us, Waffles!
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