Riddle Me This

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss! I have a riddle for you. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

KATIE:  I don't know, Waffles. And frankly, I'm not sure why I'd even care.  

WAFFLES:  Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken SEDAN!!!

WAFFLES:  Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

About Today's Blog Post

You know that friend who likes to laugh at their own jokes? If they were a cat, they'd be Waffles!

The 1973 Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight,  a.k.a. "El Gallo Grande" (the Big Chicken) is owned by Tommy Kendall, a retired race car driver. He bought the car at a police auction about 20 years ago. Better not tell him that Waffles is behind the wheel.

This post is one of our throwback greatest hits. It was originally published in March 2015 and has been edited.

Catnap Lap Parking Rules

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss, where's Glogirly's big camera? How come she's taking pictures of us with her iPhone? 

KATIE:  Perhaps because she's trapped under that blanket you've parked yourself on.

WAFFLES:  What, is Glogirly's lap a no parking zone??? Since when?

KATIE:  Well there are limits to how long you can stay parked in the same spot. You don't want to get a ticket, do you?

WAFFLES:  Ticket? Like to a rock concert? Who's playing?

KATIE:  Not that kind of ticket, Waffles. Anyway, it's a good thing you moved out of that spot. Better to be safe than sorry.

About Today's iPhone Photos
We don't often post iPhone photos since Glogirly usually has her big camera within easy reach. But Sunday was a Netflixing under the gushy blanket kind of day and with Waffles firmly parked on her lap, she was trapped. When she made even a subtle move, like she was going to get up, Waffles pushed even more firmly into lap position.

Her phone was an arm's length away, so she did the best she could. Desperate times call for desparate measures.

Laptop Admiration

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss, have you seen how handsome I am on our blog? Like SUPER handsome. Like SOOOOOO hand–

KATIE: Purr-sonally, I think the view is much better from here. 

WAFFLES:  But you can't even see me, Boss.

KATIE:  Exactly.

About Today's Photos
Since Glogirly's laptop is powered up pretty much ALL the time, it tends to radiate just enough heat to make it an enticing cat magnet. So much so, it's a wonder she can type up our blog posts. Thankfully, spellcheck always comes to the rescue.