Wednesday, October 26, 2016

The Best Medicine Ever

WAFFLES:  I'm on strict nurse duty on account of Glogirly's got a cold. 

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss! Can you bring us a snack? 

KATIE:  Who do you think I am, the pizza delivery guy? 

WAFFLES:  I was kind of thinking chicken. 

WAFFLES:  With gravy, right Glogirly?

About Today's Photos
Katie and Waffles have been sticking to Glogirly like glue ever since she came down with the mother of all colds a few days ago. They instinctively know when she's not feeling well and take turns being by her side. Occasionally they even let their nursing shifts overlap and Glogirly suddenly finds herself surrounded by kitty love. There's no better medicine.

WAFFLES:  About that chicken.

Monday, October 24, 2016

Man to Mancat Quality Time

WAFFLES:  Gloman and I spent the weekend doing man stuff on the computer. Like reading the news and photography forums and shopping for, you know... man stuff. 

WAFFLES:  I'll take two red dots and a wand toy. The orange one. With feathers.

WAFFLES:  Definitely feathers.

KATIE:  Feathers for me??? *It's about time* You shouldn't have. 

WAFFLES:  Uh oh. Better make that TWO wand toys with feathers. 

WAFFLES:  A smart mancat knows how to keep the Boss happy. Especially when she's looking.

About Today's Photos
Gloman was in Poughkeepsie, New York all of last week at the CIA. Just when we thought he was a real secret agent man, he informed us it's actually the Culinary Institute of America. And just when we thought that would mean he'd return bearing culinary gifts, he showed up with nothing more than a suitcase of dirty laundry.

Waffles had some serious catching up to do with him. Five whole days without their pre-breakfast and post-dinner lap time is almost more than he can handle. So there was a lot of what you see in today's photos going on over the weekend. And plenty of naps. And KFC. Original recipe.

Friday, October 21, 2016

Final Residential Cat Debate: Katie v. Waffles

MODERATOR:  Welcome to the final 2016 Residential Cat Debate. The political pundits have been buzzing since the last cat debate with viewer polls indicating Katie overwhelmingly outperformed the furry orange showman. Her prowess and preparation clearly paid off. Despite Waffles' lack of experience and polish, he continues to charm crowds with his off the cuff meows, quips and improvisational song lyrics.

We're ready for a spirited discussion between two cats with strikingly different viewpoints and opinions. We kindly ask that you refrain from cheering, chortling or heckling. 

WAFFLES:  Who, me??

MODERATOR:  Except for right now as we welcome cats, Katie and Waffles.

WAFFLES:  Woot! Woooot! *unintelligible chortling* ...The crowd goes wild! Yesssss!

KATIE:  Seriously, Waffles. Cheering for yourself???

WAFFLES:  Wait! I'm not ready. I have to get my scratcher, um.. I mean my podium ready. Where's the snacks? Aren't there supposed to be snacks?

KATIE:  Waffles, get back to your podium. This one's mine.

WAFFLES:  Does your podium have snacks? Because mine doesn't. Aren't we supposed to have snacks?

KATIE:  Waffles, forget the snacks. The readers want to hear us discuss the issues. 

WAFFLES:  Hey, Mister Moderator Guy, I have an issue that needs to be discussed. My podium doesn't have snacks. 

WAFFLES:  Doesn't this thing work? Hellooo, can anyone hear me? Hey, where'd the moderator guy go? 

KATIE:  Something tells me he's not coming back. 

...there you have it. The debate has ended before it even got started. Despite the lack of thoughtful discussion, tomorrow's polls will likely show that Katie won while Waffles tweets about the lack of snacks. 

Democat, Republicat, Independcat...
No matter which side of the litter box you lean towards, we bet you'll be glad when this election cycle is over.

WAFFLES:  Which side of the litter box do you lean towards, Boss?

KATIE:  MY side, Waffles.

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