Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Tail Envy #WafflesWednesday

WAFFLES:  Did you know my tail is almost TWICE as long as the Boss' tail? She calls me a nature freak.

KATIE:  Freak of Nature, Waffles. FREAK of NATURE.

WAFFLES:  Jeez, Boss. You don't have to freak out on me.

KATIE:  I'm not freaking out, Waffles. You're the–

WAFFLES:   Boss, if you like my tail so much, just say so and I'll borrow it to you.

KATIE:  A 15" striped orange tail? *shakes head* I don't know how you mancats walk around with those things.

About Today's Photos
Today's tail pics are from a number of our favorite posts. Waffles' ego may have grown over the years, but his magnificent, mancat-tail is holding strong at 15". That's right, ladies...15" of orange, striped hunka-hunka love.

Monday, September 18, 2017

That Cat Lady Magic

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss, so what do you think of the new Cat Lady? Did you smell her yet?

KATIE:  Smell her? Are you kidding? She'll be lucky if I let her in the same room as me.

*24 hours later*

Wait, What???
Our dear friend Z-Girl from Squeedunk Cats is visiting us here in the mountains. It's a little R&R, hiking, sightseeing, wine and of course... cats.

Waffles isn't the only one who's been warming up to our latest houseguest. Many have tried but few have succeeded in making contact (amicable contact, that is) with Katie. We call that Cat Lady Magic.

Friday, September 15, 2017

The Calm Before the Houseguest Storm

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss, you sure have been napping a long time.

KATIE:  We're cats, Waffles. That's what we do. 

WAFFLES:  Yeah, but are you ever going to let me nap in Glogirly's chair by the window? 

KATIE:  Maybe when the next round of houseguests arrive. I'll be stationed in the walk-in closet. Threat level orange.

WAFFLES:  Orange? Our houseguest is orange?

KATIE:  Of course not, Waffles. *Yawn* But she's a cat lady, so expect lots of smells and a layer of foreign fur on her clothes. 

WAFFLES:  You mean like from France?

We've got a surprise guest arriving for a mountain visit tomorrow, all the way from Jersey City. She's a dear friend of Glogirly and an admirer of Katie and Waffles. In fact, she was admiring Katie before there even was a Waffles.

We call that Pre-Waffles, or as Katie refers to it, The Calm Before the Orange Cat Storm.

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