WAFFLES: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Chickenday...
KATIE: Waffles, what are you doing?
WAFFLES: I'm counting the days, Boss.
KATIE: Counting the days until what? Another Day of the Chicken? Fried Chicken Friday? Colonel Sanders Saturday?
WAFFLES: NO, Boss. I'm counting how many days until WAFFLES Day. National Waffles Day is a national holiday you know. That's why it's called NATIONAL.
KATIE: Thanks for clarifying, Waffles. I hate to tell you (not really) but yesterday was National Waffles Day.
WAFFLES: NOOOOO! I have to wait a whole YEAR for Waffles Day??? What a ripoff! So what's today, is it anything good?
KATIE: Oh, nothing. It's just Tuesday.
WAFFLES: It has to be something, Boss. It can't be just Tuesday.
KATIE: Just Tuesday.
WAFFLES: I don't believe you.
KATIE: Would I lie to you, Waffles?
WAFFLES: Maybe? You told Glogirly I stole the chicken treats out of the cupboard. And you told her I took the corn cob thing out of the garbage and flung it down the steps.
KATIE: You DID steal the treats. And you DID fling the corn cob down the steps.
WAFFLES: C'mon, Boss. I know today's something. Tell me! Tell me! Tell me!
KATIE: Fine. But don't get any ideas.
WAFFLES: Ok. No ideas. Ever. Never. Ideas. None.
KATIE: According to DaysOfTheYear.com, the utmost authority on weird holidays, today is National Kiss and Make Up Day.
WAFFLES: Did you say KISS???
You can come kiss me any time you want Waffles.
ReplyDelete* falls of chair in fits of hysterical laughter *
ReplyDeleteMOL!
ReplyDeleteRuh-roh Waffles! You seem like a ladies' man so I don't think there would be too much problem. ;)
ReplyDeleteWe think you have it covered Waffles!
ReplyDeletePoor Waffles! I'm pretty sure he can't count to 365... which is the number of days until the next Waffles Day ('cause 2016 is a leap year)!
ReplyDeleteMaybe you can back up to Waffles Day, since Kiss and Make Up Day doesn't sound like something Katie is going to be into.
ReplyDeleteHappy belated Waffles Day!
ReplyDeletexxoo
Maggie
It's another holiday just made for you, Waffles!
ReplyDeleteNow don't get any crazy ideas of kisses Waffles. Who knows how Katie will react to another smooch from you. It can be Wafles day everyday if you want. MOL, Purrs, Greyson, Mr. Chivers, Tabby & Chloe
ReplyDeleteThat last photo is priceless. Have a great day.
ReplyDeleteSue B
I think this means Glogirly has to kiss you Waffles to make up for missing your holiday
ReplyDeletesomehow we don't see much kissing in anyone's future :)
ReplyDeleteMOL!!!!! I love you both!
ReplyDeleteOh, Waffles, you crack us up! Sorry you missed your day.
ReplyDeleteWe know you're a lover Waffles. I'm sure you'll sneak up on Katie soon enough and plant a big one on her.
ReplyDeleteWe wouldn't mind celebrating National Chicken Day
ReplyDeleteWoooof,
Lily & Edward
Isn't there a Chicken and Waffles Day to look forward to Waff???..If there is I will help you celebrate by making some for dinner..
ReplyDeleteCome on Waffles, give Katie a kiss - just once! P L E A S E !
ReplyDeleteOH Waffles you have a standing line for kisses!
ReplyDeleteSo, today's the day! Now is your chance Waffles, but you better get ready to run.
ReplyDeleteI think every day should be Waffles day :) I will take a kiss.
ReplyDeleteYou were cheated of Waffles Day! You totally deserve a makeup day.
ReplyDeleteWaffles and kisses go together, or so I've heard!
ReplyDeleteI was gonna tell you that Waffles Day was yesterday. We saw it on Twitter last night. But, go ahead and kiss Katie. It won’t hurt for long.
ReplyDeleteMum sends you a kiss, Waffles ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteGo on Waffles! You know you want to!!! MOL
ReplyDeleteWaffles you are so animated. I love the all of your different expressions.You are a cutie and I know you have plenty of girlfriends to get that kiss.
ReplyDeleteWe would love to give you a kiss!
ReplyDeletedEeeRE Wafflesss.
ReplyDeleteTEh coB isNot tEh besT Part. EAT HuSKS.
xoxoxoxo MiSS P. Teh beGAtabal KAt
Isn't every day Waffles day?
ReplyDeleteSMOOOCH!
ReplyDeleteOh MY COD....not sure Katie's going to kiss you but we're more than happy to!
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
You two will have to kiss and make up!
ReplyDeleteAllie: Katie? RUN.
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