WAFFLES: Hello, ladies! The Waff's got a new wagon. Wanna take a ride?
KATIE: Waffles! What on earth are you doing? This is a family blog!
WAFFLES: But Boss, Glogirly said we're going to primp some blog headers. You know, make them fancy and stuff. And she wanted ME to announce it on Waffles Wednesday.
KATIE: Primp? You look more like a P-I-M-P.
WAFFLES: BOSS! Glogirly says I'm too young to use that word! It's got four letters and everything.
KATIE: Settle down, Waffles. Despite your crazy get-up, it's not that kind of pimp.
Pimp My Blog Header
Some of the most fun holidays of the year are right around the corner and we've got just the special flair you've been dreaming of. Whether you're looking for a santa hats and snowflakes or jack-o'-lanterns and candy corn, we can help.
And if you want a whole new 'do? ...well we can do that too.
Just email Glogirly for details: email@example.com.