Dear Glogirly,
I can't believe you left me. ALL ALONE with no one but the smelly cat sitter and... and... WAFFLES.
You should know that the cat sitter has MOVED IN. Suitcase, toothbrush and all. So much for my afternoon naps in the comfort of the luxurious guest bed. She's infiltrated the guest room and has already spread her cat sittery smell and cat sittery stuff all over my blanket.
You've got some explaining to do.
~Katie
KATIE: What?
WAFFLES: But I LIKE cat sittery smells.
Dear Friends,
While Glogirly & Gloman are galavanting across the country, we'll continue to post daily updates on my mental state, physical concision and the goings-on here at the Townhouse. In particular, I'll be monitoring Waffles' behavior and issuing demerits for all infractions.
Sadly we won't be able to visit blogs much and our Facebook page just might start breeding dust bunnies. If you usually come here straight from Facebook, you might want to consider subscribing by email. Otherwise it's going to get mighty lonely around here.
love,
love,
Katie
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Oh I feel for you...
ReplyDeletePoor Katie. Maybe if you gave the cat sitter a chance.....
ReplyDeleteI know just how you feel Katie. I am devastated when Meowm leaves!
ReplyDelete~~Orion
I'm glad my Mommy rarely leaves me!!!--Truffles
ReplyDeleteYou should be more disappointed at Gloman since he's your favorite. i can't say I'm sad if this means I'll be seeing more of you on the blog. Too bad you have to miss seeing my mice bucket challenge video. Hope GG is having a good time.
ReplyDeleteAllie: oh how I feel your pain. It's just wrong to have Strangers Infiltrating. Especially when Someone acts like a hussy around them. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteOh, this does sound less than satisfactory!
ReplyDeleteDey better come back wif a whole lotta treats.
ReplyDeleteHang in there, Katie! You've survived Glogirly and Gloman being gone before, you can do it again. You're strong!
ReplyDeleteOoh how Grim Katie - good luck!!
ReplyDeleteHarvey
Dare I ask how many more days (or shudder weeks) you have to survive before Glogirl gets back?
ReplyDeleteBe strong, Katie! Maybe you'll get extra food.
ReplyDeleteOh man, we hope the cat sitter is extra nice to you, Katie.
ReplyDeletePoor Katie. We believe this should result in extra treats (and maybe the cat sitter can take Waffles for a LONG walk).
ReplyDeleteAw Katie. :( We HATE it when MomKatt leaves (she's usually back on the same day but ... still ...) I know they'll come back soon.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, get in the catsitter's stuff and pee on it. Better yet, shred something. Make her know you're watching her EVERY move.
No don't pee on anything. That could initial REAL trouble. Try STARING at her.
=(.)_(.)= (Big round eyes)
Purrz!
Selina
Uh oh.....I am sure you kitties will be fine though, stay on your toes!
ReplyDeleteღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!
It's not the first time, Katie, be strong : you can survive alone with Waffles and the cat sitter again ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteOh man, maybe this cat sitter could work to your advantage?! Good luck!
ReplyDeleteoh the horror.. the cat sitter should sleep on the floor so you can nap on the bed when you would like
ReplyDeleteKatie..you know that Glogirly & Gloman love you so very much..They would never leave you and Waffles without making sure everything is safe..If they trust the catsitter then you can trust the catsitter..Hugs pretty girl..
ReplyDeleteSounds like fings awe goin' okay fur y'all.
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi
For your sake, Katie, we really hope this isn't a super long trip. An Intruder in your room and on your blanket is inexcusable. We could make some suggestions to get your blanket back, but then you probably wouldn't want it anymore. Good luck! XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteholy bast! what crust! leave youse wif a sitter? don't they know yer big, grownup cats who can look out fer themselfs? well, there IS the matter of the litterbox an' openin' cans, but beyond that, what GOOD are they?
ReplyDeletewe say you should hairball on her pillow!
oh Cod!! I HATE that cat sittery smell and ours actually SLEEPS IN MY KING BED!!! That is supposed to be reserved for me and Mom L ALONE!...ummm...unless Dad P wants to come back as long as he leave The Kid Sage in the 'other' bedroom...paw hugs for you Katie
ReplyDeletePoor Katie. Hope they come home soon.
ReplyDeleteSue B
Oh Katie, I'm so sorry to here that Glogirly has gone on holiday without you! I can't believe she left you with a sitter who will most likely be monitoring your every move! That mean you won't be able to throw a party or kick out Waffles when he has done something annoying... Awww, I can only hope your Mummy will come back soon! Xanthe xxx
ReplyDeleteThat is unacceptable that the cat sitter is using your blanket! Is there a cupboard you could shut her in when you don't want her serving your every need?
ReplyDeleteIf mum is gone long enuf, we go to the kittie spa. We haven't been in years!
ReplyDeleteNo food, no water. We are calling the authorities
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Come on Katie, give her a chance, she might give good scritches and have a nice lap.
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