I can't believe you left me. ALL ALONE with no one but the smelly cat sitter and... and... WAFFLES.
You should know that the cat sitter has MOVED IN. Suitcase, toothbrush and all. So much for my afternoon naps in the comfort of the luxurious guest bed. She's infiltrated the guest room and has already spread her cat sittery smell and cat sittery stuff all over my blanket.
You've got some explaining to do.
WAFFLES: But I LIKE cat sittery smells.
While Glogirly & Gloman are galavanting across the country, we'll continue to post daily updates on my mental state, physical concision and the goings-on here at the Townhouse. In particular, I'll be monitoring Waffles' behavior and issuing demerits for all infractions.
Sadly we won't be able to visit blogs much and our Facebook page just might start breeding dust bunnies. If you usually come here straight from Facebook, you might want to consider subscribing by email. Otherwise it's going to get mighty lonely around here.