WAFFLES: Hey Boss! How do you like my summer hippy shirt?
KATIE: It's not summer anymore, Waffles. It's fall.
WAFFLES: Uh hu-uh!!! Glogirly says it's like summer outside on account of it's elebenty hundred degrees.
KATIE: Still can't count, huh? Well at least you're not trying to tell me it's elebenty chicken degrees.
WAFFLES: Boss, there's no CHICKEN degrees. ... is there?
KATIE: Ok, let's continue with this summer hippy shirt business. You're not a hippy, Waffles. You're too young to even know what a hippy is.
WAFFLES: Huh-uuh! I'm not a BABY anymore you know.
KATIE: Ok, so you may not BE a baby, but your sure know how to ACT like one.
WAFFLES: Thanks, Boss. I've been practicing. Glogirly says I'm a really good method actor.
KATIE: *sigh* Do you SEE what I have to live with???
Special thanks to the Katnip Lounge Daddy for supplying Waffles' groovy shirt!