Is it really true??? You're coming home today???
The cat sitter was just getting good at protecting me and my breakfast from the food thief. Apparently Waffles decided that since there was a new sheriff in town, it was open-season on my food dish.
Don't worry, I haven't completely withered away to nothing. Yet.
But I wouldn't dilly-dally if I were you.
WAFFLES: Is she home yet?
KATIE: No, but she's on her way.
WAFFLES: So the cat sitter is moving out?
KATIE: Suitcase and all.
WAFFLES: I bet she needs help. I should go help her pack!
KATIE: You should definitely help with her bags.
WAFFLES: Ok, Boss.
KATIE: Be sure to leave some orange fur in her suitcase. *whispers - like about 10 pounds of orange fur*