Friday, September 19, 2014

Meow Like a Pirate, Waffles-Style


WAFFLES:  Hey Boss! Me tree trunks are cold!

KATIE:  *rolls eyes* Waffles, don't you mean Shiver Me Timbers???  And by the way, you're supposed to call me Captain.

WAFFLES:  Ok, Captain. Boss. Nice beard. It looks like rain. I better go button up our hatches too.

KATIE:  Waffles, it's BATTEN DOWN the hatches.

WAFFLES:  Uh, Boss? These hatches. Do they have anything to do with chickens?  I mean, don't chickens hatch and all?

KATIE:  Waffles, only YOU would turn Meow Like a Pirate Day into a discussion about chickens.

WAFFLES:  Pirates have to eat too, you know.  Wasn't the Colonel a pirate?

KATIE:  No. Colonel Sanders was NOT a pirate.

WAFFLES:  That's too bad. The pirates would have LOVED extra-crispy.

KATIE: *shakes head* Blimey.




WAFFLES:  Oh my COLONEL!!!



44 comments:

  1. Arrgh matey Waffles.....hope ye find ye some chicken to eat today!!!

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  2. Oh my, we are laffin so hard!
    Good job, mateys!

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  3. Mwoqargh, you are one crazy wench, Waffles. We be thinking you've had a wee bit too much grog. We are trying to figure out how you got your front legs and paws to turn upside down like that. MOL! XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  4. Waffles - did you overnip again? Aaaarrrr

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  5. Oh, Waffles! *sighs and shakes head* I think a better name for you would be Cabin Boy Waffles. Wenches are female, silly!

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  6. * chokes on chicken bone * Waffles KFC indeed!!!

    Harvey

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  7. BOL, brilliant. I wish more Pirates greated each other with Me tree trunks are cold

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  8. BOL, brilliant. I wish more Pirates greated each other with Me tree trunks are cold

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  9. MOL!!!! Hope your extra-crispy chicken legs aren't cold!!!

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  10. Yous boff look adowable.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi

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  11. Pirate Waffles, if sea chicken do exist, you sure are going to find them ! Purrs

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  12. Arrrr! That chicken be some fine treasure!

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  13. BOL!!!! Ahoy there me matey's! Lookin good!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  14. Arrrrgh, Glogirly is brilliant! Be sure that the Cap'n doesn't keel haul Waffles today. Make him swab the decks!

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  15. We love it! Ye are looking all fine and mighty today! Do cruise on by for some Grog later!, and chicken too!

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  16. Very well done Waffles, and very comical!

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  17. Hahaha..Me tree trunks are cold...hahaha..hey Waff..how about some Chicken Of The Sea???

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  18. arrggghh! ahoy me mateys. Ye're looking right fit for the sea. come on over and have a sail on me ship and enjoy the nip grog

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  19. meyarrr! ye be haffin' as goofy a MLaP day as WE are! may all thy seas be calm an' all thy winds be fair!

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  20. Waffles I think you're onto something maybe that Colonel was a pirate!

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  21. Arrrgh Mate's perhaps ye need a flagon of grog,there be plenty for ye at me party,xx Capt'n Speedy

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  22. We are pretty sure there are chickens in the booty
    Lily & Edward

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  23. The captain looks like she means business (although i like the bird on her pirate captain hat).
    Yes, Waffles I also think the Colonel was a pirate!

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  24. You are some mighty fine pirates.
    Sue B

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  25. Hmmm...chicken. Maybe we could drive down to KFC?

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  26. MOL! You be making us arrgghhh our coffee out of our noses! :)

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  27. As always, Waff, we appreciate your...unique... take on things. :)

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  28. This is the funniest pirate day post. I love it and made my day

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  29. Arr ye be a fine pair o' pirates. Does the Cap'n know there's a scurvy bird sitting on her head. Make him walk the plank an' send him to Davy Jones Locker.

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  30. You guys crack me up!! And yes Waffles that is also a term used for chicken..cracking chicken eggs. If you are a Pirate you will be out at sea and there is no chicken only fish there.

    You better bring the Colonel!!

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  31. Arrrrrrrgh, me certainly do be wantin' some tasty chickens for meself, Pirate Waffles!

    Hearty Purrrrrrrrrs, Dread Pirate Spike William

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  32. Yup. . . only you Mr. Waffles.
    By the way, Mum rolled on the floor. Good job!

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  33. *Snort* Waffles only you would make Talk Like a Pirate even funnier!!!!

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  34. ARRRG, you know we pirates need grub. Any chick-hen will do.

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  35. AArrrrgh Ye be fine (and very funny) scurvy pirates!!!

    The Florida Furkids

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  36. Cap’n Jack Sparrow? Hey Waff a sparrow tastes just like chicken.

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  37. What a coinickeydink! I was Captain Cody Sparrow :) Great photos!

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  38. Hilarious indeed! This is my first visit to your blog, but definitely not the last!

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