Meow Like a Pirate with Captain Katie Sparrow & Matey Waffles

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss! Who turned out me lights???

KATIE:  Don't you think it's got something to do with that eye patch of yours?

WAFFLES:  Yeah but me ladies think I look hot in me eyepatch.

KATIE:  Anything for the ladies.

WAFFLES:  Uh, Boss... speaking of ladies, your lady-beard is crooked.

KATIE:  Waffles, if you're trying to impress the ladies, pirates or no pirates, it's best to steer clear of any beard comments.

WAFFLES:  What about beads on beards? Can I tell you the beads on your beard are crooked? Because they're crooked.

KATIE:  Careful, Waffles. Or I'll make you walk the plank.

KATIE:  I said walk the plank, Waffles. Not dance on it.

WAFFLES:  ♩♬ You should be dancing, yeah... ♩♬

KATIE:  Petty sure pirates don't listen to the BeeGees.

It's International Meow Like a Pirate Day!
We couldn't resist an opportunity for Katie to show off her Captain Jack Sparrow costume. And for Waffles to break into song and dance.

Today's post is a throwback to our TV and Movie Spoof Series. We love the posts from this series so much and plan on bringing them back to life every once in a while.

Until next time, maties!

Happy Meow Like a Pirate Day!

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss! Who turned out me lights???

KATIE:  Don't you suppose it's got something to do with that eye patch of yours?

WAFFLES:  Yeah but me ladies think I look hot in me eyepatch.

KATIE:  Anything for the ladies I guess.

WAFFLES:  Uh, Boss... speaking of ladies, I think your lady-beard is crooked.

KATIE:  Waffles, if you're trying to impress the ladies... pirates or no pirates, it's best to steer clear of any beard comments.

WAFFLES:  Ok, what about beard beads? Can I tell you your beard beads crooked? Because they're crooked.

Happy International Meow Like a Pirate Day!

Waffles and Katie may be meowing like extras in a Johnny Depp movie today, but come back on Waffles Wednesday to see AND hear the real Waffles sing for his breakfast. That's right, after many special requests from our friends and readers, we've managed to catch him caught on video during his morning routine. This is one you won't want to miss! 

Until then... enjoy shivering your timbers, Mateys! 

Meow Like a Pirate, Waffles-Style

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss! Me tree trunks are cold!

KATIE:  *rolls eyes* Waffles, don't you mean Shiver Me Timbers???  And by the way, you're supposed to call me Captain.

WAFFLES:  Ok, Captain. Boss. Nice beard. It looks like rain. I better go button up our hatches too.

KATIE:  Waffles, it's BATTEN DOWN the hatches.

WAFFLES:  Uh, Boss? These hatches. Do they have anything to do with chickens?  I mean, don't chickens hatch and all?

KATIE:  Waffles, only YOU would turn Meow Like a Pirate Day into a discussion about chickens.

WAFFLES:  Pirates have to eat too, you know.  Wasn't the Colonel a pirate?

KATIE:  No. Colonel Sanders was NOT a pirate.

WAFFLES:  That's too bad. The pirates would have LOVED extra-crispy.

KATIE: *shakes head* Blimey.

WAFFLES:  Oh my COLONEL!!!

Meow Like A Pirate: GLOGIRLY-Style

KATIE:  Ahoy, buckos! Cap'n Katie Sparrow here. Me and m' Matey-Waffles want to wish ye a grog-filled Meow-Like-A-Scurvy-Pirate Day!

WAFFLES:  Um, Arrrrgh?

KATIE:  Pardon th' laddie. He don't be known' many words.

WAFFLES:  Arrrrgh!

KATIE:  Thank ye so much fer bein' our jolly buckos!  'Tis be Cap'n Katie Sparrow, over 'n out.

But I Don't WANNA Be A Pirate

KATIE:  ARrrr.

WAFFLES:  Huh?

KATIE:  It's Meow Like A Pirate Day. Do I sound like a pirate?

WAFFLES:  Um, I dunno. What's a pirate?

KATIE:  You know, a pirate. Yo-ho-ho and a white puffy shirt.

WAFFLES:  But I don't WANNA be a pirate!

Click here for a COOL online English-to-Pirate Translator

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