WAFFLES: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Chickenday...
KATIE: Waffles, what are you doing?
WAFFLES: I'm counting the days, Boss.
KATIE: Counting the days until what? Another Day of the Chicken? Fried Chicken Friday? Colonel Sanders Saturday?
WAFFLES: NO, Boss. I'm counting how many days until WAFFLES Day. National Waffles Day is a national holiday you know. That's why it's called NATIONAL.
KATIE: Thanks for clarifying, Waffles. I hate to tell you (not really) but yesterday was National Waffles Day.
WAFFLES: NOOOOO! I have to wait a whole YEAR for Waffles Day??? What a ripoff! So what's today, is it anything good?
KATIE: Oh, nothing. It's just Tuesday.
WAFFLES: It has to be something, Boss. It can't be just Tuesday.
KATIE: Just Tuesday.
WAFFLES: I don't believe you.
KATIE: Would I lie to you, Waffles?
WAFFLES: Maybe? You told Glogirly I stole the chicken treats out of the cupboard. And you told her I took the corn cob thing out of the garbage and flung it down the steps.
KATIE: You DID steal the treats. And you DID fling the corn cob down the steps.
WAFFLES: C'mon, Boss. I know today's something. Tell me! Tell me! Tell me!
KATIE: Fine. But don't get any ideas.
WAFFLES: Ok. No ideas. Ever. Never. Ideas. None.
KATIE: According to DaysOfTheYear.com, the utmost authority on weird holidays, today is National Kiss and Make Up Day.
WAFFLES: Did you say KISS???