KATIE: Waffles, what are you doing in Glogirly's shopping bag?
WAFFLES: I'm waiting for the chicken.
KATIE: Waiting for the CHICKEN??? Right here on the living room floor? Pretty sure chickens are against the Townhome Association rules.
WAFFLES: No Boss, the grocery store chicken. Last time I saw him he was in THIS bag.
KATIE: Uh, Waffles... I don't know how to tell you this, but that chicken is gone.
WAFFLES: Gone??? Like on vacation?
KATIE: Uh, yeah. A long, long vacation.
WAFFLES: Like Disneyland???
KATIE: Not exactly. Remember dinner last night?
P.S. From the Cautious Cat Mom
Please never leave your cats unattended with a bag that has handles on it. If it's a paper or plastic bag, just cut the handles off. Kitty can get their head caught in the handle very quickly and if no one is around to help... well, we'd hate for anyone to get hurt.
Katie and Waffles are only allowed to play and hide Glogirly's grocery tote when she's about two feet away, camera in hand. Otherewise, the bags are stored out of reach.