Today's St. Paddy limerick is brought to you by Katie, Poet Laureate and unfortunate victim of food crimes.
KATIE: Hand over the food, Waffles. Or else.
WAFFLES: Or else what, Boss?
KATIE: Pretty sure Amazon carries green food coloring. And I've got Prime.
WAFFLES: Why would you want to turn your food green, Boss?
KATIE: Don't worry, Waffles. I have no intention of turning my FOOD green.
P.S. Can you believe we FORGOT it was Dr. Seuss Day in the Blogosphere!?! The fact that we have a limerick AND a cat in a hat is just a crazy coincidence. So now that we've confessed...HAPPY DR. SEUSS DAY!
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