Today's St. Paddy limerick is brought to you by Katie, Poet Laureate and unfortunate victim of food crimes.
KATIE: Hand over the food, Waffles. Or else.
WAFFLES: Or else what, Boss?
KATIE: Pretty sure Amazon carries green food coloring. And I've got Prime.
WAFFLES: Why would you want to turn your food green, Boss?
KATIE: Don't worry, Waffles. I have no intention of turning my FOOD green.
P.S. Can you believe we FORGOT it was Dr. Seuss Day in the Blogosphere!?! The fact that we have a limerick AND a cat in a hat is just a crazy coincidence. So now that we've confessed...HAPPY DR. SEUSS DAY!
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Why do I feel our orange Waffles will be green with food envy soon?? Katie, back away from the green!! BOLReplyDelete
I can't wait to see what comes of this...ReplyDelete
Oh I needed a smile - and Katie and Waffles came up with the goods WooHoooReplyDelete
Sounds like a certain tortie I know...ReplyDelete
Green Waffles and Ham?ReplyDelete
Kudos! What a great Dr. Seuss post!ReplyDelete
Our Daddy remembers when (back in the day) he would tint kegs of beer green for parties! If Katie is in need of his skills, just let us know.... MOL!
Happy easy Sunday!
Is Katie going to give Waffles some green eggs and ham today?ReplyDelete
Dr Seuss is in reality St Paddy, and Waffles wears a green hat in his honor ? Oooh, what a scoop ! We didn't know it, as we didn't know anything about Dr Seuss and "A cat in a hat" since a few weeks, when the Cat Blogosphere began to talk about it... PurrsReplyDelete
Maybe it's a ginger thing - I steals foods all da time!ReplyDelete
Cute! Very well done! Katie, remember he's a big cat, double the order!ReplyDelete
He probably talks with his mouth full too! Oh Katie, YOU are the saint!!!ReplyDelete
Happy Dr. Seuss Day!ReplyDelete
Uh oh! Look out, Waffles! You won't look good green.ReplyDelete
We agree with Carma, Waffles... step away from the green!! Purrs from the Zee and Zoey Gang!ReplyDelete
Bravo!!! Y'all done good with the rhyme thingy!ReplyDelete
Waffles we all agree you look better orange than green! :)ReplyDelete
Still love that. I could read it again and again and AGAIN!ReplyDelete
You are the perfect little leprechaun, Waffles!ReplyDelete
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Do you have a stash of Katie's food hidden away Waffles? LOL. Fun post. Happy Dr Seuss Day.ReplyDelete
So Katie is a bit green with envy there, Waffles!! ;)ReplyDelete
I thought this was a very different and original Dr Seuss Day blog post until I read that you had forgotten. Nice hat!ReplyDelete
You’re too smart for your own good, Katie. Is Dr. Seuss anything like Dr. Dre?ReplyDelete
Haha! Love it!!!!ReplyDelete
Happy Seuss Day to yous! And wes LOVED your limerick!!! Does yous think that wes could dye Kozmo green too?ReplyDelete
that was TOO CUTE!ReplyDelete
We would not like Green Waffles, but we sure do love HAM! :)ReplyDelete
Happy Dr. Seuss Day, dear friends!
Happy Dr Seuss Day!!ReplyDelete
The Florida Furkids
A green tabby? Now that would be something to see! :)ReplyDelete
Green Waffles would be very cute!!! Katie should consider a career as a rap artist too.ReplyDelete
Wait. Katie, that's BRILL! ~ AllieReplyDelete
Wow, the thought must have been in your sub conscientious the it was Dr. Seuss's B'day because we thought you were simply being creative with that green hat. Loved the limerick and photos. PURRS AND PAW-PATS, LILY OLIVIA, MAURICIO, MISTY MAY, GIULIETTA, FIONA, ASTRID, LISBETH AND CALISTA JOReplyDelete