Hello everyone, I'm Wolf Blitzer and you're in the Situation Room.
Sources indicate Waffles, the mysterious ginger cat seen in and around GLOGIRLY.com, is planning on making an historic announcement sometime tomorrow.
It's not yet known if there will be an official press conference, or even if press will be allowed near the popular cat blog. Blogosphere pundits are busy speculating what the orange mystery cat will say.
CATHY KEISHA: Yo! This ghetto kitty doesn't spill for no one! Na mean?
WALLY: As a pawfficer of the law, I am not at liberty to comment on this particular situation.
RUMBLES: Despite our guerilla tactics, the Waffles Task Force has not received any credible leads to date. I anxiously await tomorrow's announcement. ANXIOUSLY.
ZOEY: Frankly, I've never understoood the fascination with this...what do you call him? "Waffles?" What kind of name is THAT?
WOLF: Clearly you won't want to miss tomorrow's highly anticipated announcement. Until then, I'm Wolf Blitzer.
Hehe can't wait for the announcement! Always such cliffhangers...
ReplyDeleteIt better be a REAL announcement or I'm sending ABBYGOAT out there to but the truth out of you
ReplyDeleteWhile we're at it, just exactly WHO is Wolf Blitzer???
ReplyDeleteOh dear, I can only hope he hasn't lost his catmanly jewels!
ReplyDeleteOooooo we will SO be here!
ReplyDeleteWe GOTTA get to the bottom of this!! I'm seeing Waffles EVERYWHERE! *looking behind sofa*
ReplyDeleteWhy is everyone talking about a cat who has the IQ of a st....
ReplyDeleteOops! I had better keep my mouth shut.
We can't wait. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Sigh at least we got to look at Wolf's beautiful BLUE eyes. ~Scylla
ReplyDeleteWe're waiting with tuna breath!
ReplyDeleteFINALLY! No more suspense, Waffles! ;)
ReplyDeleteNo comment! ~Officer Wally
ReplyDeleteUmmm... okay, not to cause any undue panic or concern, but has anyone else noticed that Katie is conspicuously absent from this breaking news story? Oh well... I'm sure everything is just purr-fect. Now back to me... can someone please get me a saucer of warm milk and a plate of smoked salmon? All this waffle talk is making me hungry...
ReplyDeleteZoey
OMC! Deb you're right! Katie is NOT in this!
ReplyDeleteI'm so excited - can't wait to hear what the announcement is!
PURRS!
Selina
Is this that fiscal cliffhanger?
ReplyDeleteWhat goes on in da hood stays in da hood. … I can be bribed you know!
ReplyDeleteWe wonder about Katie too....Hmmmm.....have Waffles and Katie flown the coop?
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
donno what the fuss is all about I already know who Waffles is...your Speedy Detective
ReplyDeleteThe Blitzer featured here is MUCH better looking (and, no doubt, smarter) than the one I try to avoid on the teevee.
ReplyDeleteAs you may or may not know, I have been working this case as a P.I. hired by the lady. Although reliable information is scarce, my conclusion is that Waffles the cat has sold his likeness to be purchased for use on the internet. I'm sticking to that theory. I look forward to tomorrow's announcement. And, it better be good.
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ReplyDeleteCan't wait to hear the big news! :)
ReplyDeletehey Cathy Keisha!...I got some tuna and a feather I can offer ya, so dish on Waffles situation..'kay? come on...you know you wanna talk...smell the tuna CK...oh, and yeah, why do I care anyways...this cat is like, well, how shall I say this...hmmmm...missing some links between those cute ears...just sayin'
ReplyDeleteYou should send this to Wolf! He has a Twitter account.
ReplyDeleteChristie from lifewithbeagle.com
We can't wait for the announcement. Abbi says she'll even stop eating (shocking)while she's reading it tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteDrats! We hates waiting! *tapping paws and waiting, waiting, waiting...* From the impatient ones at Colehauscats.com
ReplyDelete*tail STILL quivering*
ReplyDeleteI just wanna know iz there SUMTHIN about this I can POUNCE???
*pouncy mood*
I MAYBE overnipped in excitement, but itz presc..purrsscr... Dr. Stabby Guy sedd I can haz it!!
~Vicat
Katie... youze a big teazer aren't you....
ReplyDeleteHarry, Dexter and Tipp
Yes we did notice Katie is missing. Hmm. Another big contest? Or maybe Katie has gone soft and would like to adopt a sibling-- our three-legged kitten Sophie--rhymes with Katie.
ReplyDeleteShe still needs a home...
www.riverfrontcats.com
Christine
Maybe Wally won't speak because he really IS Waffles...
ReplyDeleteUt oh, we wonder if he'll need Gloria Allred
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
I will be waiting with mouse bailted breff!
ReplyDeleteYou think he's going to propose to Katie?
ReplyDeletePurrs
Oh, the suspense is killing us!
ReplyDeleteI don't think I CAN wait. I have to know NOW. NOW, I tell you.
ReplyDeleteWe can't wait! We think Waffles is a delishus name & wish we had thought of it first!
ReplyDeleteWe're wondering exactly what Sparkle almost *almost* said. MOL!
ReplyDeleteThe suspense is just about killing Faraday. We're not kidding. He could care less, but Allie's all tied in knots over it and is reeeeeally taking it out on him. Better dish before the brat gets it!