A Letter From Waffles

WAFFLES:  Deer Sir...um, I mean Kati– um no... deer Boss,

Sorry I'm kinda nervous. Waffles here.

Um, I regret to reform you that I am turning in my letter of resignature.  Thank you for the popportuniy to serve you Catbucks, help with your blog and be your assist tent. I have excepted a position with the FBI. Wally the Island Police Cat put in a good mew for me and the FBI peoples– I mean cats, cuz it's the Feline Bureau, think I'd be a reely good undercovers cat.

I promiss to be reely careful on my missions. And I promiss I'll come back to visit.  And I promiss when I come, I'll bring your favorite Catbucks.

I found a able suit– I mean a suitable, assist tent to replace me. He reely needs a good job and a nice home. Glogirly said it was ok for him to move in so he'd never have to live in a shelter cage again. Pleez go easy on him while he climbs– I mean learns the ropes.

Um, he's still pretty little and doesn't say much. But he promisses to be a reely good assist tent.

So um, Boss? I guess this is it.

Um, here's your new assist tent. I thought it would be easiest if you just call him Waffles Too.

WAFFLES TOO
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TOMORROW:   Katie's reaction to Waffles Too

Wednesday Waffles EXCLUSIVE

Hello everyone, I'm Wolf Blitzer and you're in the Situation Room.

Sources indicate Waffles, the mysterious ginger cat seen in and around GLOGIRLY.com, is planning on making an historic announcement sometime tomorrow.

It's not yet known if there will be an official press conference, or even if press will be allowed near the popular cat blog. Blogosphere pundits are busy speculating what the orange mystery cat will say.

CATHY KEISHA:  Yo! This ghetto kitty doesn't spill for no one! Na mean?

WALLY:  As a pawfficer of the law, I am not at liberty to comment on this particular situation.

RUMBLES:  Despite our guerilla tactics, the Waffles Task Force has not received any credible leads to date. I anxiously await tomorrow's announcement. ANXIOUSLY.

ZOEY:  Frankly, I've never understoood the fascination with this...what do you call him?  "Waffles?"  What kind of name is THAT?









WOLF:  Clearly you won't want to miss tomorrow's highly anticipated announcement. Until then, I'm Wolf Blitzer.

The Truth Revealed

Hi everyone, Katie here.

Yesterday all charges against me in death case of Mabel Mouse were officially dropped. I just love pointing the paw at someone else. But GLOGIRLY???

Wally Island Cat, Chief Medical Examiner assigned to the case, released the autopsy report just this morning. His findings indicate that Mabel died in fact from natural causes.  Negative toxicology tests further substantiated his conclusion: Mabel suffered acute myocardial infarction.  A heart attack.

Wally has not been able to determine if Mabel had a history of heart disease or if a sudden trauma or scare would have caused her pea-sized heart to stop.

SHOCKING!
In a dramatic twist, a new suspect in the case has been charged with Obstruction of Justice. Secretly identified as a person of interest early on, GLOGIRLY has been indicted for Photoshop misconduct in relation to the case.  The details of the charges include:
1. Gross manipulation of the original crime scene photographs
2. Deliberate attempt to frame seven innocent bystanders and one dog
3. Fraud

In her own defense, Glogirly admits a shameful addiction to Photoshop and other photo editing software. She admits hiding her disease from family and friends for years.  Sources indicate she was unable to stop herself from creating so many different crime scene composites that in turn implicated so many cats. And one dog.

The judge assigned to the case remarked that there is no legal precedent for this type of crime.  In an unexpected and sympathetic move, he has sentenced Glogirly to a mere 40 hours of communi-cat service and mandatory attendance of PA (Photoshopaholics Anonymouse) meetings for a period of no less than six months.

All I can say is THANK COD.  I knew she had a problem, but I tried to ignore it. I looked the other way every time she Photoshopped some stupid hat on me.  At least now she'll get the help she needs.

Besides, I was NOT digging my incarceration fashion statement. 

INNOCENT!

I Have Cat's Manhattan Lawcat Petie and Katie at a press conference earlier today.

Hi everyone, Katie here.

This just in -
I Have Cat's Petie, the Manhattan Lawcat representing Katie in the alleged homicide of Mabel Mouse, announced in a press conference earlier today that all charges against the widely popular tuxie cat have been DROPPED.

According to Wally Island Cat, Chief Medical Examiner in the case, forensic evidence has ruled out Katie as the killer.  The full coroner's report has not yet been released, leaving rampant speculation as to cause of death.  The blogosphere is anxious to know if the mouse died of natural causes or if the case will continue to be investigated as a homicide.  The ME's office has not officially commented on the matter.

On the heels of this highly anticipated announcement comes even more cryptic evidence.  Home video footage submitted annonymousely shows a distorted image of the possible killer. Although the legitimacy of the video has not yet been verified, sources indicate the unknown figure may have been present at the crime scene on the date in question.

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