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Friday, June 1, 2012

The Truth Revealed


Hi everyone, Katie here.

Yesterday all charges against me in death case of Mabel Mouse were officially dropped. I just love pointing the paw at someone else. But GLOGIRLY???

Wally Island Cat, Chief Medical Examiner assigned to the case, released the autopsy report just this morning. His findings indicate that Mabel died in fact from natural causes.  Negative toxicology tests further substantiated his conclusion: Mabel suffered acute myocardial infarction.  A heart attack.


Wally has not been able to determine if Mabel had a history of heart disease or if a sudden trauma or scare would have caused her pea-sized heart to stop.

SHOCKING!
In a dramatic twist, a new suspect in the case has been charged with Obstruction of Justice. Secretly identified as a person of interest early on, GLOGIRLY has been indicted for Photoshop misconduct in relation to the case.  The details of the charges include:
1. Gross manipulation of the original crime scene photographs
2. Deliberate attempt to frame seven innocent bystanders and one dog
3. Fraud

In her own defense, Glogirly admits a shameful addiction to Photoshop and other photo editing software. She admits hiding her disease from family and friends for years.  Sources indicate she was unable to stop herself from creating so many different crime scene composites that in turn implicated so many cats. And one dog.



The judge assigned to the case remarked that there is no legal precedent for this type of crime.  In an unexpected and sympathetic move, he has sentenced Glogirly to a mere 40 hours of communi-cat service and mandatory attendance of PA (Photoshopaholics Anonymouse) meetings for a period of no less than six months.

All I can say is THANK COD.  I knew she had a problem, but I tried to ignore it. I looked the other way every time she Photoshopped some stupid hat on me.  At least now she'll get the help she needs.

Besides, I was NOT digging my incarceration fashion statement. 




Thursday, May 31, 2012

INNOCENT!

I Have Cat's Manhattan Lawcat Petie and Katie at a press conference earlier today.

Hi everyone, Katie here.

This just in -
I Have Cat's Petie, the Manhattan Lawcat representing Katie in the alleged homicide of Mabel Mouse, announced in a press conference earlier today that all charges against the widely popular tuxie cat have been DROPPED.


According to Wally Island Cat, Chief Medical Examiner in the case, forensic evidence has ruled out Katie as the killer.  The full coroner's report has not yet been released, leaving rampant speculation as to cause of death.  The blogosphere is anxious to know if the mouse died of natural causes or if the case will continue to be investigated as a homicide.  The ME's office has not officially commented on the matter.


On the heels of this highly anticipated announcement comes even more cryptic evidence.  Home video footage submitted annonymousely shows a distorted image of the possible killer. Although the legitimacy of the video has not yet been verified, sources indicate the unknown figure may have been present at the crime scene on the date in question.

Enter the Whodunnit Giveaway!
There's just a few more hours to enter the Whodunnit BlogPaws Giveaway!  Help solve the crime and earn a chance at a full BlogPaws conference pass valued at $199!  Just click HERE for the details.  Deadline for entry is Thursday, May 31 @11:59 PM Eastern Standard Time.


Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Wordless Wednesday

:: This wasn't the kind of black and white fashion statement I had in mind. ::

Hi everyone, Katie here.

Don't worry, I'm not a permanent resident here yet. Just trying on the outfit for size.  Taking measurements for my prison cat tree and litter box.  I'm still maintaining my innocence and am hopeful the truth surrounding the death of Mabel Mouse will be revealed and those responsible will be brought to justice within the next 24-48 hours.

There's still time to enter the Whodunnit BlogPaws Giveaway!  Help solve the crime and earn a chance at a full BlogPaws conference pass valued at $199!  Just click HERE for the details.  Deadline for entry is Thursday, May 31 @11:59 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Thank you for your support and excellent theories as to what really happened. If all else fails, Benny & Lily are prepared to bake me a salmon cake with a nail file.

FREE KATIE!



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