Hi everyone, Katie here.
You may have noticed my absence from the previous day's post. I needed a little time to myself to gather my thoughts. By now the whole blogosphere has heard the News of Waffles Too, the newest *addition* to MY townhouse. Funny...no one bothered to ask ME about taking in this so-called squatter.
I've been seeing a lot of THIS for the past few days. The door to MY room
I should have known something was up what with all the cleaning and organizing. I was already on high-alert when Glogirly STOLE my extra scratching post and shoved it in the upstairs bedroom. MY bedroom. Ok, one of my bedrooms. Cherished toys
A glimmer of hope shone when she grabbed the PTU and left without me in it. Surely she was throwing it away.
It wasn't to be.
Enter, Waffles Too.
Just look at him, VIOLATING my post.
He's locked up in MY room, playing with MY
Oh, and did I tell you? He smells. And keeps mewing the same thing over and over and over and OVER.
He's a maniac. Ill mannered, lacking in basic vocabulary skills, loud mouth, maniac.
TOMORROW: The Door Cracks
Oh my! I hated it when that happened at our house. Ichiro thought he owned the place, so I tried to die. Quite literally. She is still paying off the vet bills. It was the best revenge ever.
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain my furriend. I got two at once! *shudders* Good luck with your new brofur. You're gonna need it, even if he is just as cute as a button and the most adorable kitty I've ever seen (besides myself).
ReplyDeleteOMC!!! Katie, I can't let my momma Ellie see this...she might want to nurse it...I mean him.
ReplyDeleteHe is a cute little wafflette!
OMG I was just "squeeing" over the first photo of Waffles...until........I saw the "Chuckie" FACE!! OMC!!
ReplyDeleteKatie? You know what? I might just be sympathizing with you!! He has a rather crazed/demonic look in his eyes in the last photo. But...he IS cute! Of course not as magnificent as you though!
Closed doors! Stolen goods! Oh my, Star is SOOOO sympathizing with you right now! She's still ticked about Leo showing up...
ReplyDeletePsst, someone whisper to Waffles that I think he's adorable! But don't let Katie hear it..
You are lucky Katie. In these parts it's cat as cat can - every cat just gets thrown in together and they have to just work it out. With as many as we have it's just how it is.
ReplyDeleteHe is a cutie
I still say Waffles Too is precious!
ReplyDeleteAnd ha-ha, I am SO glad he does not live here.
Ay Ay Ay!!! Katie, you have to put on an armor and get ready!!!
ReplyDeleteWell Katie, we do have to agree that he looks a tad maniacal in that last pic! HaHaMeow! We think the best course of action is to win him over with kindness. Bless his heart, he'll be off to the V-E-T in no time for his "tutoring" too.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm...ok....first, lemme say..."better you than me"...Katie. Next, I liked Waffles One better...more mature and less upsetting to my gurlfirriend Katie.
ReplyDeleteI only can hope Glogirly has a good explanation for this upset to Katie and Wafflees One. Just sayin'...
mol! Katie, we had the same reaction to each other when we each came here :D We gotta say Waffles Too is a cutie...but we don't have to live with him ;)
ReplyDeletePip, Smidgen, Minnie, HOllie
I (Truffle) only gave Brulee a hard time for one day. Mom Paula didn't even need to separate us when she came. Of course I'd only been with Mom Paula for 2 months.
ReplyDeleteWe hope everything goes well with the introduction.
Just think of waffles too as your Student/slave just think of all the things you can teach him and when he gets out of line just give him a whapping,xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteI thought that might be your reaction, Katie. Maybe he'll be like Oja and want to stay in his (your) room for a month. When Oja did come out we became friends very quickly, but then, we are almost the same age. In honor of Waffles Too joining you I have given you an award.
ReplyDeleteNot going to be dull around the townhouse. Nosirreee.
ReplyDeleteOhhh Miss Katie. You just have to put him in his place, like I did with Hammy.
ReplyDelete...like I tried to do with Hammy.
......like I failed to do with Hammy.
Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Protect your stuffs. Have a fabulous Friday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Katie, my sweet girl, you probably have lost your thwacking skills over the last couple of years, so I would do a few practise thwacks while the door is closed so you are in readiness for the big meet!! ;)
ReplyDeleteWe feel your pain. Hope all goes well. Maybe the door can stay closed?!?
ReplyDeleteGood thing your little maniac is so cute!
ReplyDeleteKatie, just think...you'll have somebuddy else to boss around instead of just Glogirly and Gloman!
ReplyDeleteWell Katie, we thinks he has great potential once you take him in hand and train him properly. Just think Gloman will never know who chewed on his shoelaces again. Was it Katie or was it that tabby. And since he is a tabby Socks is insisting that you send him over to the Tabby Cat Club to play.
ReplyDeleteAwwww... watch out for your tail!!
ReplyDeletePurrs
Awwwwwwwwww!! Waffles Too is Too adorable!! Awwwww sweet Katie!! He will be a great addition to your empire!! Yay!!! Take care
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Well, Katie, we certainly don't want any interlopers in our house, any other kitty introoders, but our human says Waffles Too is so adorable she can hardly stand it. Traitor that she is.
ReplyDeleteOMC, Katie, what were Glogirly and Gloman thinking? And they gave Waffles your toys. They probably could not resist due to his incredible cuteness.
ReplyDeleteWill we get to hear Waffles' story? Did he come from a rescue group, a shelter, or the mean streets?
Katie – this whole “Waffles Too” thing is completely un-nerving and if there is anyone who understands, it is ME. We also have one of these creatures residing at our house. Just came out of nowhere and the human took one of our favorite scratching posts that we never use, as well as beloved toys we would never be caught dead playing with to put in the room with the closed door… Sigh.. the injustice.
ReplyDeleteTo make matters worse, this thing that they call “Kizmet,” which I think means spawn of the devil, is relentlessly cute 24 hours a day, I know this, because they finally unleashed his presence one day without warning us at all and now he eats with us, sleeps with us, plays with us, and just plain ole interacts with the family with nonstop entertaining antics which the humans find endlessly pleasing. Yuck. I don’t buy the cute charade for a minute and think it is actually some sort of outlandish plot for adorable kittens to take over the world…. You just best watch your Cat Ruler crown, that’s all I’m saying, Katie…
Here is the most ridiculous part, and PLEASE DO NOT TELL THE HUMAN, but I found myself playing with Kizmet the other day and licking and washing him like he was one of my own babies… and I actually liked it… Sigh… That could be you one day too, Katie...
Zoey
He smells. Ha ha haaaaaaa.
ReplyDeleteThrowing the PTU away? That would take a miracle, Katie!
ReplyDeleteUnder all that bluster, Katie, we know you're delighted to have a new kitty resident at your house! (ear plugs are on their way, hehe)
Have a good weekend!
Tom
And the suspense mounts.... what will Katie do when the door opens?
ReplyDeleteTime to party, I hope! What a sweet kitten invader.
Apparently he's the world's cutest vampire! Beware.
ReplyDeleteWe feel your pain, Katie! But he is sort of cute. And we bet he's real impressionable, too (so you can train him however you want!). :)
ReplyDeleteOh, by the way, we gave you an award. We know it's just something little, but we do enjoy and appreciate you guys. So come and pick it up when you have a chance, okay?
Hugs!
My mom-person say´s that Waffles Too is soooo cute !
ReplyDeleteMe say like Cat Chat With Caren And Cody = He sure looks like "Chuckie" !
So please Katie be careful , you never know what this little rascal can be up to !!!
Oh Katie, I can't believe that you were't consulted about this.
ReplyDeleteI do have to tell you that the last picture of Waffles does make him look a little crazy!
Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar
I love open big mouths!
ReplyDeletekatie...dont feelz two bad...lotz oh moms get de wee babee blooz after havin wee babeez....
ReplyDeleteitz like coz a home momez ore sumthing
we iz knot reely sure...coz we iz boys; haz ree maned bachelorz
we wood ask dai$y but her iz two bizzee lookin at her self in her 360 degree mirror plus her haz never hads a wee babee her self
bee fore ewe noe it yur son will bee off to kitten garten sew enjoy de moe mints while they last
XO
hay, haza grate week oh end !
Oooo my poor dear furriend! Katie, you're going to have to employ some of my Patented Smacky Paws ... and more than once, if my instinct is correct. Waffles Two looks like a little pawful!
ReplyDeleteAnd I agree: so what if you've not played with those toys in awhile, or that you didn't usually sleep in that catbed? That's NOT THE POINT. *sigh*
In deep sympathy (but highly interested to read the next few days' posts in your blog)
Selina
Oh honey - I feel for you - U must stand your ground - when will you be formally introduced??
ReplyDeleteWaffles Too is just adorable! We hope he doesn't turn into a brat. ;)
ReplyDeleteWaffles is super cute. I hope you will eventually learn to tolerate his stinkiness and noise making...and maybe even be friends!!
ReplyDeleteWe're sorry, Katie, but we can hardly stand how CUTE Waffles Too is! We hope you'll come to agree with us someday. In the meantime, purrs from your admirers at Colehauscats.com
ReplyDeleteBut Katie! He is going to be so much fun!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteKatie: be very scared and on your best behavior. Has she been passing you by with the flashy box and only taking pictures in the other room? That could be a sign that she's looking to replace you. Yes, your replacement could be in the house already. This is serious stuff. Shudder!
ReplyDeleteSQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
ReplyDeleteSigned
Shameless Sellout
Allie: *sigh* Humans do things that can seriously make you question their sanity. I thought they went around the bend when they brought two - TWO! - of those little monsters home IN THE SAME WEEKEND!
ReplyDeleteWe must band together and stand strong. They obviously are in flagrant violation of the Rules of the House which clearly state that you must be consulted in all things *and* that you hold veto power.
Please keep me informed on your next moves in this situation - I'm still looking for all the advice I can get my pink toenails on with regard to a certain Disgusting Platinum-furred Brat.
FaRADaY: HELLOOOO, Platinum-furred GOD, right here. I CAN HEAR YOUUUUUU
ReplyDeleteI sure am glad you like your little brother Katie! That is what you said, right?
ReplyDeleteOh Katie, I have to tell you Waffles Too is so adorable. SQUEEEEEEEE! I'm sorry..had to say it. He just 'dorables.
ReplyDeleteKatie, you sound just like my new brother Percy. He rarely, almost never, maybe once a month went into the bedroom - until I moved in. Suddenly it was HIS room and he couldn't live without being in it. I hope you will be nicer to Waffles than Percy has been to me.
ReplyDeleteMicah
Gasp - Poor Katie! You have my sympathy. (Unfortunatley M thinks he's a cutie) I think he looks like he needs to be taught some manners. You will have your hands full girl. I'd establish rules real fast if I were you. I just remember what that Rumbles went thru when Hammlet came to live with him,. (covering eyes). Move in with me if it gets too bad sweetie.
ReplyDeleteYup, we got you weren't happy from one look at your face, Katie. But we have to say, we are suckers for little kittens and Waffles II is SUCH a little cute kitty. We're sorry! You can send him here if you like. Julie won't be happy, but no one else would mind.
ReplyDeleteOMCOMCOMC!! It's my WORST NIGHTMARE come true. I think Glogirly is going to have to rent you your own apartment--notice the APART- segment of that word.
ReplyDeleteWell, better you than me, Babe.
Dear katie,
ReplyDeleteWhap him and whap him lots! That way when he gets bigger than yous he is still scared of yous! Believe me, me KNOWS!
Me wishes there was a place to send baby brothers.
Kisses
Nellie
"He smells. And keeps mewing the same thing over and over and over and OVER."
ReplyDeleteROTFMMAO!
Katie, as one who was first the baby, then suddenly alone, then one "friend" came to live here, and then another, I feel for you. I'm gonna share something that works for me: Here's a chance to be as Mama calls me the "Big Girl," which means you can be bossy and insist he only gets sorry seconds of whatever comes his way. Get yourself in to his space and take what you want first. Anyway, that's how I deal with Abbi being here. Livia is my dear friend, but Abbi was and is totally unnecessary. Wuv, your friend Ateret Lilac
ReplyDeleteJust wait, Katie, you may be surprised. Those little kittens make pretty good toys, and you don't even need catnip to keep them interesting!
ReplyDeleteOh dear. Skootch here. I know EXACTLY what is going on! I have recently been through this, and it IS NOT NICE, NOT ONE LITTLE BIT. Those little twerps called kittens may charm our humans, but they are really evil and totally disrespectful. I feel your pain.
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