Hi everyone, Katie here.
My hometown has been the center of attention for the last week or so. As it pertains to major league baseball that is. I'm not typically a sports fan. Mostly a fair-weather cat. That's how Glogirly and Gloman are, so by default that is how I must be.
We've got this baseball team here, the Minnesota Twins. They were doing pretty good, beating up lots of other teams. Gloman has had their big games on the TV. He likes to watch the score. He likes to yell alot. Mostly at the pitchers, umpires and coaches. Sometimes at the commentators and commercials. Sometimes I even think he's yelling at me.
So last night was the big do or die game. The Twins versus the Yankees. I got my gear out just to get me in the spirit. Alas, the Twins lost. I can't help but think had they put a cat like me on the team they would have come out much better.
I'm lightening quick and extremely coordinated. Although I have a hard time with the mitt, I can handle a ball like nobody's business. I can run like the wind and steal bases so quickly, all anyone would see is a flash of black and white fur. Most importantly, because I'm so good looking and photogenic, I'd make a great baseball card.
Let's hope next season the Twins get their act together and consider adding me to the roster. MVC, a.k.a. Most Valuable Cat, that's me. And those are my thoughts on baseball.