Inside The Actor's Studio

Hi Everyone, Katie here.

Many of you are familiar with James Lipton, the engaging host of the

television show, Inside the Actor's Studio. His reserved personality,

or rather lack thereof, can be found regularly on the Bravo channel.

I have no idea when it airs because I'm a cat and I can't read the

TV Guide. Gloman hates the show, can't stand Mr. Lipton. But occasionally Glogirly will catch it when someone interesting is

on as a guest.

Although much of Lipton's show is quite unmemorable, usually a dry question and answer type of thing, he always finishes it off with the "Questionnaire made famous by the French television personality Bernard Pivot."

So I submit to you, adoring fans, my answers.
Answers made famous by the Minneapolis-based blogging cat, Katie.

#1

Lipton:

What is your favorite word?

Katie:

KATIE.

#2

Lipton:

What is your least favorite word?

Katie:

Ssss

#3

Lipton:

What turns you on?

Katie:

Flirting.

#4

Lipton:

What turns you off?

Katie:

Jalapeno peppers.

#5

Lipton:

What sound do you love?

Katie:

Glogirly playing the piano.

#6

Lipton:

What sound do you hate?

Katie:

The doorbell.

#7

Lipton:

What is your favorite

curse word?

Katie:

HISS

#8

Lipton:

What profession other than

yours would you like to attempt?

Katie:

Keeping my options open.

Maybe Pole Dancing.

#8 part two

Lipton:

You sound indecisive.

Anything else?

Katie:

I'm thinking a maid or a hooker.

I've blogged about these

bed-friendly careers as well.

#9

Lipton:

What profession would

you not like to do?

Katie:

Tour Guide.

#10

Lipton:

If heaven exists, what would

you like to hear God say when

you arrive at the pearly gates?

Katie:

When I created cats, I never

imagined a cat such as you.

I encourage you all to answer the questions made famous by the French television personality Bernard Pivot, whoever he is.

James would be touched.