Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Hi everyone, Katie here.
Glogirly is a copycat. I'm ok with the cat part, it's the copy part I take issue with. Sure, she's plagiarized before, taking credit for MY words. She insists on wearing black and white when she knows full well that those are MY colors. She likes to snoop around when no one's looking even though I'M the only one in this townhouse with a curiosity license. Does she not know what unlicensed curiosity killed??? Anyway, I'm quite used to looking the other way on these infractions.
So she created a new avatar for her Facebook page. Ok first, can you even believe that she has a Facebook page? I mean, come on, does she think she's a teenager! My Cod, in cat years Glogirly is beyond geriatric at 322 years old. I don't have a Facebook page (although some of my adoring fans have inquired) so I don't think she needs one. I'm her best friend and we live in the same towhnhouse so she doesn't need to go online to Facebook and tell me my breakfast is ready. I guess I'm lucky she isn't tweeting yet. That's for the birds.
Ok, back to the avatar. An avatar is a cartoon identity, sort of an alter ego if you will. She's decided it would be cool to become Catwoman. I get the 'it would be cool part.' But as far as Catwoman goes, I'm the only Catwoman in this townhouse. Period. Do you know that last night I saw her googling (and did you know that spell check now considers googling to be a word) anyway I saw her googling Catwoman halloween costumes last night. She was looking at masks and tails and claws and ears and crazy bodysuits for crying out loud.
I don't know what she's thinking. Something about Julie Newmar and Michelle Pfeiffer and sexy superheros. This must come to a stop.
You should know, I fear for my own future. Even though I am THE perfect Catwoman, I'm watching my back this month. I don't know what this Catwoman wanna-be has up her tight bodysuit sleeve. I fear that just around the corner there could be a very embarrassing and humiliating halloween costume with my name on it.
I'm watching you, Glogirly.
Welcome to the wacky world of Katie, Waffles and their girl.