Hi everyone, Katie here.
As you know, the topic of halloween costumes has been flying around the townhouse lately. I'm not scared to admit that I am indeed, scared.
Like any feline worth their weight in catnip, I am extremely curious and sneaky. So I checked the history of Glogirly's internet browsing. Are you impressed I know how to do that? She's even tried to throw me off by using both Safari AND Firefox. It appears as though she's been collecting costume ideas. And I'm not talking about ideas for her and Gloman. You got it, these ideas are obviously for me.
I'm continuing to watch my back. But this afternoon she tricked me by luring me into the daily bed-making ritual. Dirty pool if you ask me. Once I was lost in my nirvana of twirling under the covers, she produced this ridiculous looking dinosaur helmet thing. It had purple spikes and a velcro chin strap. I was not pleased. She forced it on, overpowering me with her brute strength and immense size. Then she started taking pictures. Humiliating I tell you. I wasn't about to let her get anything as good as yesterday's Cosmo cover shot.
I was finally able to rip the helmet from my violated head and take it down. Down the stairs that is.
Later I tried to show Glogirly that perhaps Red Dog could be a dinosaur. Stupid dog's head was too big.
I've since hidden the dinosaur helmet and I've got her thinking twice about ever putting anything on my delicate head again.
Glogirly, I'm STILL watching you.