KATIE: Hey, Waffles. What are you doing in there?
WAFFLES: Just hanging out in our cool new bed.
KATIE: Say, Waffles. You realize that's a MOBILE pet bed, don't you?
WAFFLES: Cool! You mean like an iPhone? Can I check my Facebook page in this thing?
KATIE: It's MOBILE as in it's a bed that doubles as a pet carrier. You know, like what we get hauled off to the VET in.
KATIE: Didn't I see a postcard from the vet on the kitchen counter? With YOUR name on it?
WAFFLES: I liked it better when it was an iPhone.
Our cool new bed is from Sleepypod. And despite the fact that it's a PTU in disguise, Waffles and I are both loving it. Not at the same time, of course.