KATIE: What do you THINK I'm doing, Waffles?
WAFFLES: Um, looking at me?
KATIE: For once you've got something right.
WAFFLES: How do I look? Do you like my orange fur? It's striped you know.
KATIE: Orange, huh? Stripes too? I hear that's what all the cat convicts are wearing this season.
WAFFLES: Huh?
KATIE: Don't play dumb with ME, Waffles. I know you stole those salmon treats from the kitchen cupboard. Now fess up, where are they?
WAFFLES: I don't know nothing about no salmon treats. I don't even like salmon. I mean treats. I mean salmon treats.
KATIE: The Case of the Missing Salmon Treats remains unsolved. Sadly no treats, no crumbs, not even an empty container has been recovered. I continue to hold these salmon treats in my thoughts and prayers. Waffles?
WAFFLES: Um, yeah. What she said.
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Well now this gets interesting.... Maybe it was Ichiro? Although I'd be surprised if he'd go out in the cold you guys had there...
ReplyDeleteSuch an innocent face!
ReplyDeleteMy childhood cat from over 25 years ago hid a flea collar in the basement that's never been found...some things just disappear!
ReplyDeleteSome things are better left unknown.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin.
Happy Tuxie Tuesday, Katie!
XOXO
I still think it was Gloman - I think he has a cat treat addiction that he is hiding.
ReplyDeleteHas it been 48 hours? You know what they say... after 48 hours... it's unlikely they'll be recovered. - Crepes.
ReplyDeleteI still say somebody should haul Binga in for questioning.
ReplyDeleteKeep up the investigation, Katie. Make Waffles crack!
ReplyDeleteMiss Katie , long time no see !!!
ReplyDeleteMe, my false. Of course...tee..heh..heh..sorry
Now I just see you two are quite a team. And Waffles is such a Great supporter ; )
Keep it up ,
We think that Waffles may be holding the treats in his tummy instead of his thoughts and prayers.
ReplyDeleteWe have a feeling those treats are gone for good!!
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
My oh My you don't suppose Gloman knows anything?
ReplyDeleteOrange is the new black? I think Waffles is being framed.
ReplyDeleteWell, we don't think Glogirly woulda ate them...would she??? ;)
ReplyDeleteWe can't resist it...
ReplyDeleteWaffles is...
ACCUSED!!!!!!
(working title: The revenge of Katie)
It doesn't look like you have good enough hiding places in the Townhouse like we do. I still think the jar became a cat toy and got knocked under something! Love Dolly Pees: Waffles is innocent until proven guilty by a jury of his peers.
ReplyDeleteMaybe your townhouse has some really hungry and sneaky mice! Yes, that's it!
ReplyDeleteSee who is getting fatter :)
ReplyDeleteHmm...well good luck on finding the culprit!
ReplyDeleteStrange how you have found no evidence yet...
Seems like this certain criminal has a great hiding spot!
((Husky hugz))
"Love is being owned by a husky"
We think that Glogirly was sleepwalking and ate them!
ReplyDeleteYOU had a cat burglar!!!
ReplyDeleteWaffles? Dude, you'd better lawyer up.
ReplyDeleteOMC !
ReplyDeleteIs the whole container gone too ??!!
XOXO
Ha, ha orange strips-the cat convicts are wearing this season. Too funny. Katie I do believe it's a lost cause.
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Maybe ifs you puts alla da treets inda frigerator den da wont get eated... Joey.
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I think Gloman had the midnight munchies and ate the lot. When he saw what he had eaten he got embarrassed and hid the container.
ReplyDelete"Everybody knows" to suspect the orange one... c'mon, color doesn't make the criminal! End snacknapper profiling!
ReplyDeleteAhem!!!! *coughs delicately* Have you thought about checking his .... you know ...... poopys? ;)
ReplyDeleteOh I hope you find them soon Katie! Boys are never any good at helping find things. I would keep Waffles on the suspect list just in case ;)
ReplyDeleteI know Waffles loves to steal treats, but can he open jars? I would look under everything the jar could have rolled under. You may find them yet. My treat thief Spyro is cheering for Waffles.
ReplyDeleteWe think Glogirly forgot that she already fed them to you.
ReplyDeleteWaffles! Did you eat all the evidence?!!
ReplyDeleteBut Waffles looks so cute and innocent.... Are you sure the humans didn't get curious and eat them for a snack? ;)
ReplyDeleteOur treat thief is a small tabby cat! She is furry adept at stealing the bags, taking them into Mommy's office and eating them!!
ReplyDeleteShe has yet to be caught in the act!
Purrhaps Jo-Jo and Waffles are in cahoots!
Kisses
Nellie
* walks the picket line *
ReplyDeleteBINGA IS INNOCENT!! Free Binga!!
Sienna @ Team Dash
#ProudTortie
I still think you need to conduct a strip search. Ya know, squat and cough
ReplyDeleteLily
Katie, we know you don't want to get that close, but we think you should smell Waffle's breath! MOL! Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteI tell you it’s a human. Someone w/o thumbs cannot open that jar. Unless … he sold it on ebay to finance his red dot habit.
ReplyDeleteWaffles is way to cute to do anything wrong.Love, Cali, Andy, Tater and Shelly (C.A.T.S)
ReplyDeleteAllie: I'd advise you to get close enough to smell his breath, but then - well, that'd mean you have to get CLOSE enough to smell his breath. And what civilized girlcat wants to get that close to a bothersome brother?
ReplyDeleteoh dear keep searching Katie,xx Speedy
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