KATIE: What do you THINK I'm doing, Waffles?
WAFFLES: Um, looking at me?
KATIE: For once you've got something right.
WAFFLES: How do I look? Do you like my orange fur? It's striped you know.
KATIE: Orange, huh? Stripes too? I hear that's what all the cat convicts are wearing this season.
KATIE: Don't play dumb with ME, Waffles. I know you stole those salmon treats from the kitchen cupboard. Now fess up, where are they?
WAFFLES: I don't know nothing about no salmon treats. I don't even like salmon. I mean treats. I mean salmon treats.
KATIE: The Case of the Missing Salmon Treats remains unsolved. Sadly no treats, no crumbs, not even an empty container has been recovered. I continue to hold these salmon treats in my thoughts and prayers. Waffles?
WAFFLES: Um, yeah. What she said.
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