KATIE: Good Cod, Waffles. Are you OK???
WAFFLES: *unintelligible tongue flapping*
KATIE: Jeez, Waffles. Get a hold of yourself.
WAFFLES: I was just meowing in tongues, Boss.
KATIE: Do you even know what that means?
WAFFLES: Yeah. It's when you meow when your tongue sticking out.
KATIE: That doesn't explain those EARS.