WAFFLES: Um, Boss? So what happened to the old fiancé?
KATIE: Waffles, there IS no old fiancé.
WAFFLES: Um, Boss? So she must be really young then on account of how new she is, right?
KATIE: No, Waffles. Justina is twenty-something, so I'm pretty sure she's out of grade school by now.
WAFFLES: Um, Boss? But you said she was NEW, right? Did Gabe just buy her at the store? Was she on sale?
KATIE: NO, Waffles. You don't BUY a fiancé at the store.
WAFFLES: Um, Boss? How about Amazon? Did Gabe get her on Amazon? I think he's got Prime.
KATIE: NO WAFFLES! Gabe met Justina after he finished his commitment with the US Marines. They fell in love and he asked her to marry him.
WAFFLES: Well why didn't you say that the first time?
KATIE: *shakes head*
BIG Congratulations to Gabe and his lovely fiancé, Justina! Welcome to our crazy little family.