I feel I need to apprise you of my situation. This new Waffles TOO character, well...I have reason to believe he's hiding a criminal past.
I'm not really a paranoid kitty. Well, maybe a little. Only if someone is following me. Or calling my name. Or looking at me. Whatever...paranoia aside, someone is out to get me.
Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched? I do. Every minute of every hour of every day. Except when the pea-eyed monster sleeps.
I hear footsteps. All the time. Sometimes they're slow, soft, hardly audible. Other times, it's like a herd of wild horses wearing high heels. Yet, I can't see a thing.
Glogirly says it's all in my imagination.
I know better. I don't have an imagination. I have a stalker. An orange, pea-eyed, maniacal stalker.
I'm certain he's touched my tail when I wasn't looking. Sniffed my whiskers when I was sleeping. He's been drinking my water and eating my food too. There's no telling what he's capable of.
Sure, I can defend myself. I've had seven years of feline martial arts training. I have a black & white belt.
But I'm a lady. I try to conduct myself with a certain ... decorum.
Therefore I have no other choice than to seek assistance through the appropriate legal channels.
Cathy Keisha – expect my call.
Yeah. I feel your pain. I had it. I still have it. Watch out for cat bottoms trying to land on your head too.ReplyDelete
Oh Katie...when you mentioned decorum my mom laughed out loud. You heard me. She isn't taking you serious. And I'm still hearing squeeing noise coming from her every time she sees Waffles. I hope CK can help.ReplyDelete
Oh dear! We knew it was only a matter of time! Katie, I have to let you in one something else you might not be aware of.... He is also stealing the majority of your blog shots!!!ReplyDelete
Look at that mug shot! He has the look of a hardened criminal!ReplyDelete
Check out the size of his paws. OMC. He's going to be a HUGE cat.
I'm thinking that a restraining order might not be enough.
Lol! Maybe your lawyer can dig up his past secrets and criminal records.ReplyDelete
I don't know Katie - I think you should embrace Waffles TOO. Like Sherpa embraces HarryReplyDelete
Oh Katie, you have it worse than I did. When Chubbs moved in, I am the one that approached him, pushed him and bit his ears. You might want to give it a try before IT wins over the Glogirly and the manReplyDelete
Benny & Lily
Allie: oooh! Why didn't I think of that! BRILL! Simply BRILL!ReplyDelete
Is CK for hire? *glares at Faraday*
You need security? Just say the word. *looking menacing*ReplyDelete
While I don't know Waffle's background, I do know that his age is not a defense! Binga was just 8 weeks old when she was jailed at the meanest, hardest kitty prison in Los Angeles! She has always been a lawbreaker and continues until this very day. So I would be surprised if the small one had a criminal past.ReplyDelete
I don't if your aware of the fact that Cathy Keisha is currently involved in a dispute with a tree. A Balsam to be exact. I don't know if you want representation from a self proclaimed Getto Kitty if she is intimidated by a tree, no matter what it's name. Just sayin'. Good luck though.ReplyDelete
Purrs to you,
Mistletoe & Hitch
You have a shadadadow. Have a marvelous Monday.ReplyDelete
Best wishes Molly
Stay proactive Katie. These little squirts think they can take over our worlds!ReplyDelete
Ya wanna know the truth Katie? I think he is really a puppy!ReplyDelete
Just wait, he'll turn into a pouncer for sure. Then you'll have to wrestle with him. Be gentle Katie he is just a kitten.ReplyDelete
Katie, keep your guard up! He's trying to get next to you! Don't give him the satisfaction!ReplyDelete
(Boy is he cute ... stop it MomKatt!)
Oh dear, youth is fleeting.ReplyDelete
However, being adult with a youth around can be ... agony.
We think this requires further investigation. Mom keeps saying how cute he is...yeah right Mom....can't you see he has the face of a maniacal stalker?????? Sheeesh.....Moms...ReplyDelete
The Florida Furkids
What in the world?!?! Tabbies can't be trusted! I can't believe you allowed to have one enter your home!ReplyDelete
Be careful! Be VERY careful!
Huggies and Cheese,
MOL. Waffles Too does have a rather "Chucky-esque" look to him...maybe it is the orange fur?ReplyDelete
Katie, the Four Housecats of the Apocalypse have turned a few hardened kittens around along with our job of killing basement mousies. We'll be glad to take him on for you.ReplyDelete
MOL! Too, Waffles.ReplyDelete
FREE WAFFLES TOO!!!!!ReplyDelete
How do we know that Katie DOESN'T have something to hide!?!
Like a shoelace, perhaps...
oh honey - you show him who 'da boss. - U bigger 'den he iz - staff maybe needs more supervision of this guyReplyDelete
You poor dear--having a new sibling must be terribly hard on you. I say return the favor and let Waffles Too be the victim :)ReplyDelete
MOL MOL MOL!!! Poor Katie, restraining orders don't work. Princeton ate his.ReplyDelete
Yup. He's a stalker all right. But one thing... just how will this restraining order thingy work with you both livin' under the same roof? purrsReplyDelete
Tut...tut...tut Katie its christmas and he's young and dosen't know very much,now go and teach him how to behave and forget lawsuites, Xx SpeedyReplyDelete
Uh oh! It's just a matter of time. Good for you on being proactive. Gonna have to nip this in the bud! Purrs...from your friends at Colehauscats.comReplyDelete
Did someone say nip?
Waffles Too sure is a cute little stalker , Katie :)ReplyDelete
Katie, don't listen anyone named Mistletoe. I'm street smart and can no only defend you, but I'll send my bois over and they'll make W2 wish he was back in the shelter. Na mean? We can make over that cutesy little face of his.ReplyDelete
He's a pretty cute stalker for your first stalking experience don't you think Katie? He'll probably use the restraining order to wipe his cute stalker butt with Katie...just sayin...he IS a kitten afterall... they are capable of all sorts of crazy...ReplyDelete
the critters in the cottage xo
And no! Very suspicious.ReplyDelete
Katie, you want me to come over with the cuffs?? We can lock that boy up.ReplyDelete
Good girl, Katie! We knew if Waffles Too pushed you around too much that you'd call in the Marines, um... I mean Cathy Keisha.ReplyDelete
Mom says "What a sweet mugshot!"ReplyDelete
Sasha says, "Keep an eye out for that little thing, 'cuz if your mom figures out you're okay with it she might bring home more!"
Sami and Saku figure that's okay!!!
Sasha, Sami, & Saku
Hi Katie, Waffles needs to be on a leash. What do you think?ReplyDelete
Maybe you should make Waffles Too wear a BELL, Katie!ReplyDelete
Katie, think twice, no three times, before getting the law involved. You know how the legal system works: before you know it, the other party's lawyer will be dragging up things from your own past and making that fly you caught look like first degree murder. Be careful.ReplyDelete
A restraining order -- too funny!ReplyDelete
bust his ....well, ahem...you know what I mean, just sayin'...paw pats SavannahReplyDelete
Uh, darling, aren't you just the TINIEST bit embarrassed to be unnerved by a 3-lb. blob or marmalade?? Woman Up, Katie. Whap him! Show him you're the Boss of him!!ReplyDelete
The cute ones can be trouble!ReplyDelete
I love this. It is so cute!ReplyDelete