Hi everyone, Katie here.
Yesterday I was singin' the Cat Sitter Blues. But today there's no singin'. No singin' at all. In fact, I'm downright mad. Cat Sitter, Schmat Sitter. I don't know why I can't just be left alone.
So she comes over here. Fumbles with the alarm system. I'm just waiting for the screeching sirens to go. Then she's all "hi Katie, where are you Katie, I'm here Katie..." in that sickening singsong voice. I know you're here, Cat Sitter. That's why you can't find me. HA!
She thinks we're going to *bond.* She thinks the clouds will part and the sun will shine down on the Townhome and we'll cuddle and play and coo at each other and all will be right in the world.
Well, NEWS FLASH: I've got a set of claws that say otherwise.
Please forgive my lack of visitation and absence of comments.
Since my girl is *fishing* I'm stuck in a boat without a paddle here at home.
Glaring at the Cat Sitter.
I wouldn't be singing with the cat sitter either!
ReplyDeleteHere is a tune you could use for the cat sitter: HISSSSS!!!!
ReplyDeleteNo rainbows and roses, huh? MOL!
ReplyDeleteOh Katie....I'm telling you. The treats would fall with sweetness not nastiness.
ReplyDeleteWe are in the same boat starting today, katie. Can we hop into yours and keep each other company?
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with this pet sitter, Katie? Does she smell funny or something?
ReplyDeleteKatie, my sweet, your prejudice is showing!! Cat sitters are people too you know! ;) Hehehe!!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! And if the claws don't work, there's always the teeth...though you would have to gargle after. :D
ReplyDeleteThat cat sitter needs to bring you a whole plate of salmon...and even then you should still ignore her!! But not the salmon.
ReplyDeleteOooooh she'd better give you plenty of treats!
ReplyDeletePurrs
This is just an idea Katie, but we think it might stop Glowgirly from leaving you. You should bond with the cat sitter in fact you should lavish love and attention on the cat sitter and when Glowgirly comes back you should act sad that the cat sitter isn't coming by anymore and let Glowgirly think you prefer the cat sitter to her.
ReplyDeleteKatie...stop being so silly. I'm telling you there are major treats in this for you if you suck up to the cat sitter.
ReplyDeleteKatie here's the plan. Next time stinky comes over, hide and don't say one word. It is so much fun watching them get all nutty while trying to find you
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
I think you should give the sitter the butt of disdain.
ReplyDeletepoor baby girl left all alone with no one to play with.x
ReplyDeleteOh I loves my cat sitter. She lavishes me like royalty. i gets lots of laps, pets, attention, treats, etc., when she's here. I just wish she could stay longer - an hour once a day isn't long enough,
ReplyDeleteI'll bet those claws are in tip top shape too!
ReplyDeleteYou look really grimm in this picture Katie !
ReplyDeleteIf I where yuor catsitter I would ran as fast as I could *MOL*
Gosh, that disapproving look is almost rabbit worthy!
ReplyDeleteAwwww Miss Katie!!!! Awwwww!! Me and Charlie just know you will grow to love love love love your Sitter! Yay!! Take care
ReplyDeletex
You're reading my playbook.
ReplyDeletewe bee new ta yur site katie; best fishes two ewe on yur prezidency campaign N nice two meet ewe =^..^+
ReplyDeleteme would has attacked and lacerated her! Me has done that to house guests - except for my friend Gayle. She is a friend of my Mommy and I love her lots. Me thinks me would goes home with her..sometimes.
ReplyDeleteKisses
Nellie
WE FEEL YOUR PAIN! The Bag Of Doom came out this morning and...she's... P-A-C-K-I-N-G again!
ReplyDelete*huff*
'Scuse us while we go practice horking - and eyeing the Most Valuable Breakables in the house.