Hi everyone, Katie here.
The Townhouse Block Party was tonight. Once a year all of the Townhouse humans (and a few dogs) gather in front of MY driveway in the 90+ degree heat and humidity to eat hot dogs (not the barking kind) and find out what everyone's been up to since last year's Townhouse Block Party. I was not invited. Not even consulted about the use of MY driveway and the adjoining areas.
Glogirly and Gloman were instructed to bring a *dish to share.* Make no mistake, I DO NOT share MY dish. I do not share anything ON my dish, anything that's spilled OFF my dish, there's nothing about my dish I share. And if I DID share my dish, I'd NEVER allow a hot DOG to touch my dish. Never.