KATIE: I've got plenty of scratch, Waffles. Glogirly hasn't given me a manicure in weeks.
WAFFLES: Not THAT kind of scratch, Boss. CASH scratch! Money!
KATIE: This sounds like one of your crazy schemes, Waffles.
WAFFLES: They need help on the candy assembly line. On account of it's Valentines Day and all.
KATIE: Alright, Waffles...but don't make me regret this.
WAFFLES: COOL, Boss! This is WAY better than candy.
KATIE: Now pay attention, Waffles. We're in the wrapping room. The drumsticks will pass by on this conveyer belt. All we have to do is wrap each one in foil and put it back on the belt where it will go into the next room to be boxed up.
WAFFLES: Boxed up? Like in BIG boxes? Little boxes? Heart shaped boxes?
KATIE: Waffles, don't worry about the boxes. Just concentrate on wrapping.
WAFFLES: Ok Boss, got it. Wrapping.
KATIE: WAFFLES! You're WAY behind! Hurry up!
WAFFLES: It's going too fast, Boss! It's going too fast!
KATIE: Faster, Waffles! FASTER! It's speeding up!
WAFFLES: I'm wrapping as fast as I can, Boss!
KATIE: *sigh* Someone didn't get his Vitameatavegamin this morning.
Happy Valentines Day!
May your heart-shaped box be filled with whatever you love.
XOXO
Waffles & Katie
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You're adorable, Waffles! Happy Valentine's Day! xo, Pearl
ReplyDeleteWaffles how can I get a job there!
ReplyDeleteThat is absolutely purr-fect!!! Happy Valentine's Day, dear friends!!!
ReplyDeleteYour killin' me with the hair!
ReplyDeleteI think Waffles eating that chicken is the best thing you have done yet.. shear perfection.
ReplyDeletenot shear.. sheer.. *rolls eyes*
DeleteWe *knew* it was gonna be chicken candy!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Hearts Day!
I laughed so hard tears ran right down my leg! Waffles haz ALL the LEGS!...
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That Woman
I laughed so hard tears ran right down my leg! Waffles haz ALL the LEGS!...
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That Woman
The Mommy over hear is **dyin** from laughter!
ReplyDeleteYou've got some splainin to do, Waffles.
Bahahaha!
"over here" not "hear"
DeleteDear cod.
LOL.... I have tears of laughter, Waffles and his chicken obsession cracks me up!
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentines Day my little chickens!! Xo
ReplyDeleteMOL! Happy Valentine's Day!
ReplyDeleteMOL ! Happy Valentine's Day ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteMOL! Even my human has seen this episode! Nobody has to translate it for her!
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's Day!
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's Day, sweethearts!
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Maggie
Happy Valentine's Day!!! Toooooo funny on soooo many levels!!!!
ReplyDeleteHaha!! Making me giggle into my cuppa tea again! Happy Valentine's Day all of you :)
ReplyDeleteWe can't stop BOL!!!! Love it!! Happy Valentine's Day!! Hope its filled with lots of love and kisses!!
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Happy Meowy-tine’s Day – Purrs from the Zee and Zoey Gang!
Happy Valentine's Day! We LOVED this post!
ReplyDeletelol! I Love Waffles!!! Those are my two favorite episodes of I Love Lucy! Waffles and Katie are purrfect in those roles! Happy Valentines!!!
ReplyDeleteMOL that was great! Happy Valentines Day!
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
This has to be my favorite one so far. Love it! Happy Valentine's Day.
ReplyDeleteSue B
Oh my cat! We have no idea why Meowm is giggling so much, but it is something you have done! All we know is that we want to gobble chicken legs like you are Waffles. And Miss Katie, you have done a fine job of wrapping that leg up, but we know part of you wants to eat it instead!
ReplyDeleteWe better go wrangle the tissue box over to Meowm...she now has tears running down her face.
That was and still is one of the funniest episodes of I LOVE LUCY errr....WAFFLES>
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentines Day!
~Annabelle, Boo, Ping, Jinx
This is our furry favorite episode Waffles and Katie! We lubs that you goes along with Waffle`s crazy ideas Katie...you`re such a good sport.
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine`s Day!
Sasha, Sami, & Saku
Waffles, you are so funny!
ReplyDeleteKatie, you are so patient with him!
Mom and Daddy, have a wonderful time however you spend your day.
Happy Valentine's Day, all of you!
You two are soooo funny". Katie you need the patience of a saint. If waffles ere not so darn cute, he'd reallybe in trouble. I am still purring for you sweetie!
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentines Day to you all,xx Speedy and Rachel
ReplyDeleteLove the hairdo Waffles! Happy Valentine's Day to both of you.
ReplyDeleteWaffles, Katie, your momma out DID herself! This is the funniest adventure you two have ever had and I am STILL laughing. This is one in a zillion!!!
ReplyDeleteAllie: Oh dear...ANY scheme that involves Waffles....!
ReplyDeleteOh My Gosh..This is hilarious you two!!!..Waffles..you are rockin' that red hair..MOL..
ReplyDeleteOMC! Waffles, you in the red hair is making us MOL! Happy Valentine's Day to you all!
ReplyDelete*MOL* *MOL* *MOL*
ReplyDeleteYou two are way to funny :)
Happy Valentine's Day♡♥♡
XOXO
Hope Waffles got a heart shaped box of chicken.
ReplyDeleteThis is my favorite spoof! I love your change from chocolates to chicken. Happy Valentine's Day!
ReplyDeleteLooooocy! I mean Waaaaaffles! HAH! Can’t believe Waff can’t eat them as fast as they’re coming.
ReplyDeleteMOL! This made our mom and dad laugh so hard. They used to watch the I Love Lucy reruns as kids, and this was one of their favorite episodes. :)
ReplyDeleteYou two totally crack us up. We think you should do several more Lucy spoofs like when she sets her fake nose on fire when she meets William Holden or when she has to stomp grapes. This was one of Mom's very favorite TV shows ever. You two are beyond adorable in your chef hats. Keep up the "good" work and don't get tummy aches. XOCK, Lilly Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo.
ReplyDeleteBwa! Haa!! Haaa!!!
ReplyDeleteMes LOVES your TV spoofs, especially when Mommy reads them on Sundays, she laughs so loud coffee comes out her nose!!
Kisses
Nellie
Belated Heart shaped Pawkisses to you all :) <3
ReplyDeleteHappy belated Saint Valentines my Valentine sweeties. Xo
ReplyDeleteWe just knew it. Waffles is a perfect Lucy, although we are sort of surprised Waffles didn't get on the conveyor belt and wind up being boxed for Valentines.
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