KATIE: That was NO kiss. I wouldn't lock lips with that cat if he was holding the last chicken drumstick on earth.
TMZzzz Reporter: Katie, I've just been told we have a close up of the photograph in question. The way I see it, you appear to be gazing into the eyes of another cat with your lips softly parted. It's hard to tell, but... do I see tongue??? How do you explain this?
KATIE: The press has blown this WAY out of proportion. It's a bad camera angle, I'm telling you. A VERY bad camera angle.
TMZzzz Reporter: I don't know, Katie. Viewers aren't buying it. Okay, we've got Waffles on the line. Welcome Waffles. So tell us, what happened?
WAFFLES: I was just minding my own bizness and stuff and out of nowhere the Boss came over and planted a big wet one on me, I swear it.
TMZzzz Reporter: Waffles, did you do anything to provoke this unexpected display of ... would you call it affection?
WAFFLES: No, the Boss doesn't have an infection. And I didn't catch anything from her either. Except for the catnip dental treat she was eating.
TMZzzz Reporter: Do you mean to say you stole a catnip dental treat right out of her mouth???
WAFFLES: Well yeah, it's #CatDentalHealth month, duh.
Reporters are camped out at the Townhouse as we continue to follow the WaffKat KISS story. Stay tuned to TMZzzz for more breaking–
TMZzzz Satellite Reporter: Hey, can someone please pass the kibble? My satellite dish is empty.
We dunno...Katie, you have a verreh dreamy look in your eyes!ReplyDelete
Definitely under the influence of catnip Greenies. ; )Delete
Looks like a steamy liplock from this angle too...ReplyDelete
Such goings on! Who knew the Townhouse was such a hotbed!?ReplyDelete
Katie, I think you need to have a talk with your photographer! MOL... and the dental treat explains everything =PReplyDelete
Stealin food, dat explains it.ReplyDelete
Ha!I knew it Waffles is always looking to score some snacks,xx SpeedyReplyDelete
This needs to be a reality show!ReplyDelete
MOL!!! We knew Waffles was after food!!!!!ReplyDelete
We thinks it looks like a kiss, Katie......ReplyDelete
I knew it had to be food he was after (not to copycat the above kitty)! Love DollyReplyDelete
Katie, admit it...you kissed a Waffles and you liked it!ReplyDelete
Do we detect a rose glow on your face Waffles???ReplyDelete
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Nah, i KNOW that Glogirly is an expert with the photoshop and can put both Katie and Affles in the same picture when they were miles apart. But it will never be proven.ReplyDelete
Glogirly is tickled for that sweet compliment, but this time it's true... no Photoshop at all. : )Delete
He stole a treat right out of your mouth Katie - I knew you were innocent. I still want to hear about the "smack" that happened right after he invaded your personal space.ReplyDelete
Yeah! Give us your side of the story, Katie! Tell TMZzzz what *really* happened!Delete
We are pretty confident TMZzzz... will get the real story!ReplyDelete
oh no....the pawpurrazi is camped out at the townhouse.....ReplyDelete
These latest posts are the funniest ever! Julio says, "Hey, there, cute Katie! Wanna come over and play Greenies with me...wink, wink?"
Oh Waffles...dear me you'd better sleep with one eye open now that you've ahhh let the cat outta the bag on Katie and the kiss.ReplyDelete
Maxwell: WAIT. Let's jump tot he important part. An EMPTY DISH?!?ReplyDelete
OH, a tasty dental treat? That explains (almost) everything! :)ReplyDelete
Dental treats? Nip Greenies? Methinks the lady doth protest too much.ReplyDelete
How scandalous! It looks like a bonifide smooch to me. :)ReplyDelete
MOL Dat is so cute. Is good to get along and a kiss evewy nnow and again nevew hurt anykitty. MOL Hav a pawsum weekend.ReplyDelete
Dezi and Lexi
Next time give him the smacky paws Katie..ReplyDelete
Maybe it was the catnip. That makes you do lots of things. LOL.ReplyDelete
Oh Katie say it isn't so.... we're heartbroken!ReplyDelete
Sharing a breath mint?ReplyDelete
Oooh things are starting to get "hot" at the townhouseReplyDelete
He he, we were not far from the truth yesterday : we were wondering if you had some chicken crumbs on your face, Katie, but it was a catnip dental treat in your mouth ! Do you know that some humans do like you and Waffles with human treats ? Just to have an excuse for a kiss-that-is-not-a-kiss... PurrsReplyDelete
Oh Katie, we always believed there was another side to this story. And come to find out it involved Treats! Greenies are great! Our fursis Samantha would steal them out of our month's if mom let her. That Waffles is sneaky and quick, MOL. We love you daily news updates and look forward to starting a great after reading them. Thanks for being in our lives.ReplyDelete
Greyson, Mr. Chivers, Samantha, Tabitha and Chloe
Ah ha! I knew Katie was innocent! That thief Waffles is getting way too bold! Did ya bite him for this Katie?? Wait, of course not.. you're too sweet! Sorry pretty girl, I should never paint you as the ornery one!ReplyDelete
Glad TMZ didn't select KATLE for the name combo. This is so cute and clever. Thanks for continuing to amuse us. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista JoReplyDelete
OMC! I’m horrified. Simply horrified. Who stoke Katie and replaced her with a love bot?ReplyDelete
Hilarious! Mathis is what happens when you become a celebrity!ReplyDelete