WAFFLES: Hey Boss, what are you doing?
KATIE: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm lounging.
WAFFLES: How come you're lounging?
KATIE: What do you mean, how come I'm lounging? I'm just lounging. Do I have to have a reason to lounge?
WAFFLES: Uh, yes?
KATIE: Ok fine. I'm lounging because I'm a CAT. There. How's that?
WAFFLES: I'M a cat too!
KATIE: *sigh* Well I'm glad we have that cleared up.
WAFFLES: So how about we lounge together? On account of we're both cats and all.
KATIE: Waffles, we've been down this road before. And trust me, it doesn't end well.
WAFFLES: Your end looks just fine, Boss.
KATIE: #@*$! WAFFLES!
WAFFLES: I'm KING OF THE WORLD! I'm KING OF THE WORLD!
KATIE: Yeah? Well things didn't turn out too well for that guy on the Titanic.