Monday, February 2, 2015

Monday Morning Quarter Back

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss, it's monday morning and I want my quarter back. That Superbowl was a rip off. There weren't even any CATS in the commercials.

KATIE:  Waffles,  it's QUARTERBACK. Not quarter back. 

WAFFLES:  That's what I said.  I want my quarter back. That's like a whole half of my allowance. 

KATIE:  Waffles, the quarterback is the guy that throws the football. 

WAFFLES:  How about a dime? Can I at least get a dime back? A nickel?





KATIE:  Waffles, for the last time! The quarterback doesn't have anything to do with money. 

WAFFLES:  That's not what I heard. I heard he makes LOTS of money. He's probably got TONS of quarters, so I want mine back.

KATIE:  That's not how it works.

WAFFLES:  Well that's messed up. 

KATIE:  The quarterback throws the ball at the other players so they can score a touchdown. 

WAFFLES:  Touch down? You mean like THIS touch down?



KATIE:  WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!  Flag on the play!  Flag on the play!  Personal foul!!



WAFFLES:  Personal FOWL??? Does that mean I get my own personal chicken?



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47 comments:

  1. brokenteepeeFebruary 2, 2015 at 1:37 AM

    You have a one chicken mind Waffles

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  2. gabbyFebruary 2, 2015 at 1:53 AM

    MOL MOL MOL

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  3. VicatFebruary 2, 2015 at 2:12 AM

    Katie is wise to the pigskin lingo! Waff is wise to chicken
    ~Vicat.

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  4. VicatFebruary 2, 2015 at 2:12 AM

    Katie is wise to the pigskin lingo! Waff is wise to chicken
    ~Vicat.

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  5. Lone Star CatsFebruary 2, 2015 at 2:41 AM

    I could go for a purrsonal fowl.

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2015 at 3:30 AM

    Yes, chicken it is :D Pawkisses for an Enjoyable Monday :) <3

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  7. Summer at sparklecat.comFebruary 2, 2015 at 3:32 AM

    Oh Katie, there's no winning with him.

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  8. sueFebruary 2, 2015 at 4:45 AM

    I agree with Waffles. That quarterback should give us all our quarters back!🐱

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  9. The Kitties of Purring PinesFebruary 2, 2015 at 5:17 AM

    It always goes back to chicken with Waffles ....

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  10. Kjelle Bus aka Charlie RascalFebruary 2, 2015 at 6:25 AM

    Well I understand that you get all confused Waffles with the talking about quarterbacks and quarter back , me for sure are too :)

    XOXO

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  11. RogueFiccerFebruary 2, 2015 at 6:29 AM

    Can I have my personal chicken with BBQ sauce? ;D

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  12. The Swiss CatsFebruary 2, 2015 at 7:31 AM

    MOL ! That quarterback-that-is-not-back story is really confusing for us too ! Purrs

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  13. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2015 at 8:58 AM

    What are you like Waffles!

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  14. Random FelinesFebruary 2, 2015 at 9:47 AM

    just find him some chicken Katie...it will distract him :)

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  15. Christy PawsFebruary 2, 2015 at 10:23 AM

    I bet there are lots of personal fouls, Katie, with Waffles around!

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  16. Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows)February 2, 2015 at 10:55 AM

    Waffles, I just can't get enough of your take on life MOL :)

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  17. pilch92February 2, 2015 at 11:01 AM

    If you got free chicken for personal fouls then a lot more cats would play football :)

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  18. Angel Junior, Orion and SammyFebruary 2, 2015 at 12:04 PM

    Quarter back and chicken? We want the same!

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  19. Cathy KeishaFebruary 2, 2015 at 2:15 PM

    For once Waffles is right. The quarterback does get lots of money and some of them even prove that it pays to cheat.

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  20. ANGEL ABBYGRACEFebruary 2, 2015 at 2:25 PM

    We hope you get that quarter back Waffles, it's only fair. MOL

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  21. Golden Daily ScoopFebruary 2, 2015 at 2:51 PM

    BOL!!! Great pics! The commercials were a let down this year. Hope you get your quarter back! BOL!

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  22. Brian's Home BlogFebruary 2, 2015 at 3:44 PM

    Too fowly funny!

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  23. Nancy Blue MoonFebruary 2, 2015 at 3:44 PM

    I want my quarter back too Waff..the commercials stunk this year..

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  24. CarleenpFebruary 2, 2015 at 4:18 PM

    Love your photos (as usual)!

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  25. UnknownFebruary 2, 2015 at 4:23 PM

    Hahahaha. That was awesome. Tell Waffles, I have his quarter.

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  26. SadieFebruary 2, 2015 at 4:42 PM

    Too funny!

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  27. Colehaus CatsFebruary 2, 2015 at 5:16 PM

    Sometimes, there's little use trying to explain. Wait a minute, you said... chicken! *drools*

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  28. The Island CatsFebruary 2, 2015 at 5:37 PM

    Waffles, some how we just knew you'd turn this conversation to chicken. :)

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  29. Memories of Eric and FlynnFebruary 2, 2015 at 6:04 PM

    Don't worry Waffles, it confuses me too.

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  30. CATachresisFebruary 2, 2015 at 6:28 PM

    Waffles, this is where you and I are in agreement! It's all about the chicken!! MOL

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  31. OurfamilyworldFebruary 2, 2015 at 6:50 PM

    This so funny. It made my day

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  32. Cats Herd YouFebruary 2, 2015 at 7:18 PM

    Waffles, just tell Katie to keep the change!

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  33. FidoseofRealityFebruary 2, 2015 at 7:45 PM

    Bwah hahahahaha - that was cute

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  34. SakuFebruary 2, 2015 at 8:29 PM

    Waffles and Katie, you is so funny, you made us and the mom bean laff. She says she wants her quarter back too...the wrong team won!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  35. Just DuckyFebruary 2, 2015 at 8:42 PM

    It all comes back to chick-hen for you Waffles, doesn't it.

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  36. Katnip LoungeFebruary 2, 2015 at 8:50 PM

    A PENNY for your thoughts, Waffles!

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  37. Life with Dogs and CatsFebruary 2, 2015 at 9:23 PM

    A personal chicken! That sounds like a great idea!

    --Purrs (and wags) from Life with Dogs and Cats.

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  38. meowmeowmansFebruary 2, 2015 at 9:43 PM

    Chicken? Did somebuddy say CHICKEN? Woohoo! :)

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  39. MattieDogFebruary 2, 2015 at 9:57 PM

    Hee hee hee! What an awesome post - and put me down for one of those personal chickens please!

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  40. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenFebruary 2, 2015 at 10:42 PM

    Bwwwah!!!!!!! Hilarious!

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  41. Mary @ StaleCheeriosFebruary 2, 2015 at 11:47 PM

    LOL! Your kitties are too funny. Thanks for the laugh -- I needed one this evening!

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  42. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2015 at 12:33 AM

    Haha that is fantastic! Your kitties were meant for the camera.

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  43. Dogs Luv Us and We Luv ThemFebruary 3, 2015 at 12:48 AM

    Yikes! That "touch down" looked more like a Smack Down! Easy there, kitties!
    Love & Biscuits,
    Cathy, Isis & Phoebe
    www.dogsluvusandweluvthem.blogspot.com

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  44. Ruth Cox aka abitosunshineFebruary 3, 2015 at 1:09 AM

    I'm with Waffles ... To heck with the quarterback, just give me the chicken!

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  45. Pawesome CatsFebruary 3, 2015 at 3:30 AM

    A great play on words - love it, as usual!!

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  46. Maxwell, Faraday and AllieFebruary 4, 2015 at 10:56 PM

    Faraday: SERIOUSLIES! Those football people are SUCH cheapskates.

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  47. Kitties BlueFebruary 5, 2015 at 1:38 AM

    Waffles, we think you probably have the largest repertoire of facial expressions of any cat we know. And your lack of understanding so many, many things keeps us chuckling. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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