KATIE: Waffles, do you even know what the 4th of July is?
WAFFLES: Uh, the 4th of July???
KATIE: Wow, Waffles. Nothing gets past you.
WAFFLES: Thanks, Boss!
KATIE: Waffles, today is the day we celebrate our country's birthday.
KATIE: No cake, Waffles.
WAFFLES: No CAKE??? What a rip-off. What kind of birthday is that?
KATIE: Waffles, not EVERYTHING is about food. On July 4, 1776, our country's founders signed the Declaration of Independence and the United States of America became, well... the United States of America. Each year we celebrate our nation's birthday with fireworks and family reunions.
KATIE: Now hurry up and get under the bed.
Happy 4th of July to all of our US friends!
And special thanks to our Military Heroes:
The Servicemen, Women & Animals that keep our country safe.
WAFFLES: I still say there should be cake.