WAFFLES: Hey Boss, is the coast cleared?
KATIE: What do you mean?
WAFFLES: Did those people with the funny accents move out of our toy room yet?
KATIE: Funny accents?
WAFFLES: You know, the ones that say "A" on the end of all their sentences. They must not know the whole alphabet on account of the only thing they can say is "A."
KATIE: You mean the Canadians. Yes Waffles, they left this morning. Since when are you scared of houseguests?
WAFFLES: I don't think the one with the shiny head liked me.
KATIE: Why would you say that, Waffles?
WAFFLES: Because he kept locking me inside his room.
KATIE: That's because you kept sneaking in there when he wasn't looking.
WAFFLES: I just wanted to make sure he wasn't playing with my toys. I think he wanted to steal them.
KATIE: So was anything missing after they left?
KATIE: You better put out an amber alert.

Waffles, I have Canadian family and that 'A' habit of theirs annoys me a bit too ;)
ReplyDeleteOh noes! The Red Dot Family is gone? How awful! I hope you find them
ReplyDeleteWell then Waffles, put out a red alert for the red dot family, a?
ReplyDeleteHe took your red dot?!!! Darned thieving Canadian Geese!
ReplyDeleteOMC, da red dots are missin??
ReplyDeleteSounds like yous might need tu call da PoPo Waffles. MOL
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi
Hey, I'm Canadian. Want me to call the Mounties?
ReplyDeleteThis is why I do not approve of guests!
ReplyDeleteBeing locked in a room is only good if you've managed to sneak into a room where food has been left out. I know a friend who did that and ate quite a bit of cheese!
ReplyDeleteWe bet the Red Dot Family went into hiding while your guests were there ...
ReplyDeleteI like to hear Canadians talk.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with your Amber Alert.
We're just being friendly, eh? Turning rather bland statements into conversation pieces!
ReplyDeleteI thought Waffles WAS his very own amber alert to poor Katie....!
ReplyDeleteHow about a ginger alert?
ReplyDelete~Vicat
I'm sure you'll find the Red Dot family, Waffles. They were probably just nervous with the new people around and decided to hide.
ReplyDeleteI nominated you for the Shine On Award on my blog today! Pop by to grab the badge and the rules :)
ReplyDeleteWe'll be on the lookout for the red dot family. But they sure are hard to catch!
ReplyDeletewe had no idea that canadian houseguests stole cat toys. we will be on the look out!! :)
ReplyDeletecalling all cars, calling all cars, be on the look out for the red dot family.. they couldn't have gone far, but they have a habit of disappearing when you least expect it..
ReplyDeletecalling all cars..
They do talk funny. They say aboat too. Happy Canada Day to those people
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Good thinking gang! Who is Amber and why would she take your red dot?
ReplyDeleteThe red dot family is CANNAPPED by Canadians? Oh, noooo!
ReplyDeleteWaffles are you going to Canada to investigate?
ReplyDeleteCanadians steal cat toys and Red Dot Families..That is just scary Waffles..hide every toy you have left in case they come back..A
ReplyDeletePerhaps the Red Dot Family is a little bit shy and decided to hide while your guests were there ; we're sure they'll be back very soon ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteMOL!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteEh! I think your red dog family is hiding out at my place. I just spotted them in the living room...last seen rounding the corner in the kitchen followed in hot pursuit by my cat bro Bert and little sis Bailie!
ReplyDeleteOh Waffles you do make me smile and I so hope they didn't take your red dot.
ReplyDeleteMOL! You kitties always make us laugh!
ReplyDeleteWhen our red dot comes out from under the ottoman, we'll ask if he saw your red dot family. We hope you find them soon!
ReplyDeleteMade Mom chuckle, and that always makes us happy. That is a terrific sleepypod! XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha! You two sure are funny! Waffles, maybe a red alert would be okay, too. :)
ReplyDeletehahahahahahaha!!!!! I'm Canadian, so I don't think we have an accent at all, but so cool that you met some Canadians Waffles and Katie! BOL!
ReplyDeleteღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!
Waffles I think the red dot family is in the Waffle Wagon...
ReplyDeleteA...
Oh no not the red dot family. Hope you find them.
ReplyDeleteSue B
*snicker*
ReplyDeleteAllie: oh Katie, too bad you couldn't have snuck Waffles into the shiny head's luggage... *sigh* one can only dream....
Waffles, you better start searching for that red dot family now, A?!
ReplyDeleteOh my Cat! We do not have that silly accent all American shows make us have! We do not say about like aboot. Well maybe in Newfoundland. I'm not done visiting all my country yet. I like visiting your country too!!
Ok, time to go in my igloo now!
Your other Canadian visitor! ❤️Xo