WAFFLES: Hey Boss! Everybuddy's asking about our wedding pictures!
KATIE: Not OUR wedding pictures, Waffles–
WAFFLES: I TOLD you we should get married, Boss. Everyone wants to see our pictures!
KATIE: Waffles, for the last time. I'm NOT going to marry you. Not now, not ever. The photos everyone is anxious to see are of Gabe & Justina. They see you and me everyday.
WAFFLES: Not really, Boss. They see ME more than you on account of Waffles Wednesday and all.
KATIE: Fine, Waffles. They see you more than me. Let's just get on with it. Everyone wants to see the dress.
WAFFLES: But Boss, I don't want to wear a dress. The ladies might get the wrong idea about me.
KATIE: Not YOUR dress, Waffles. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
*Mr. & Mrs.*
June 28, 2014
WAFFLES: Hey Boss, look at that dress! I bet I could catch some nice bugs in all that netting!
KATIE: And you want me to marry you. *shakes head*