KATIE: Well, you make a good oxymoron.
WAFFLES: BOSS! That's not nice! I'm not a mor–
KATIE: Settle down, Waffles. An oxymoron is just a figure of speech. You know, where you take two words that look like they'd be contradictory and stick them together in a sentence. For example, "That's a FINE MESS you've gotten yourself into."
WAFFLES: What do you mean? I didn't make a mess. Yet. Today.
KATIE: And Badcat. That's an oxymoron too.
WAFFLES: Oh yeah, because cats are good, right? Ok, I think I got this. So the oxymorman–
KATIE: You mean oxymoron.
WAFFLES: So Glogirly's birthday is an oxymoron on account of her name is GloGIRLY, but she's really OLD.
KATIE: Waffles, that's the kind of oxymoron that's REALLY going to get you into that fine mess I was telling you about. Why don't we just wish Glogirly a Happy Birthday before it's too late.
WAFFLES: You mean before she's even OLDER?
We asked Glogirly what she'd most like to have for her birthday present. Despite my recommendation of a one-way ticket to Pricilla's Goat Ranch for Waffles, she settled on something really special – helping our kitty friends that don't have homes.
For every comment you leave for us today, we're going to donate $1 to help the shelter cats of Minnesota's Feline Rescue! We're hoping you'll tell all your friends because Glogirly wants a REALLY nice birthday present.
You can write anything you'd like for your comment:
♥︎ Tell us about a cat you rescued.
♥︎ Tell us about a cat who rescued you.
♥︎ Tell us your favorite oxymoron...
♥︎ Whatever you want!
But wait, there's MORE!
. . . it's a GIVEAWAY!
TEN lucky GLOGIRLY readers who leave comments today will be randomly selected to receive one of our exclusive photo greeting cards from our ZAZZLE shop. It's a brand new design and we think you're going to LOVE it! This giveaway is open worldwide!
We can't tell you how much joy your friendship and readership brings us each and every day. This is just a very small token of our appreciation.
Katie & Waffles
Comment-A-Thon & Giveaway close tonight at 11:59 EST. (July 19, 2014)
LET'S GET WAFFLES ON THE NEXT
You helped us before and we WON! "Mad Kitty Cocktail," featuring Waffles, will hit liquor store shelves this fall. Now we need you again... Please help us get Waffles on the new dragonfruit flavor from mike's® HARDER next spring!
You can only vote once for each can design. HUGE thanks to everyone who's already voted.
VOTE HERE FOR DRAGON KITTY COCKTAIL
VOTE HERE FOR DRAGON KITTY COCKTAIL 2