The security threat level is now 9 at the Townhouse. This unprecedented status level indicates a serious and possibly CATtastrophic threat is imminent.
House guests arrive this evening at 1800 hours.
KATIE: Waffles! Are you at your post?
KATIE: Waffles! Conduct a perimeter sweep and check for hostiles.
WAFFLES: Um, Boss? The purr-imiter is clear. But you're kinda hostile...does that count?
KATIE: Waffles! This is no time for rookie mistakes. What's your 20? You're not laying down on the job again are you?
WAFFLES: Um. No? I'm still sweeping the purr-imeter. Over.
KATIE: P.S. Contrary to popular opinion, Waffles Too was NOT eating spaghetti in yesterday's post. It was shredded chicken. Hold the red sauce.