CAT Security Threat - Level 9

KATIE:  Hi everyone, Katie here with a late-breaking SPECIAL REPORT.

The security threat level is now 9 at the Townhouse. This unprecedented status level indicates a serious and possibly CATtastrophic threat is imminent.

House guests arrive this evening at 1800 hours.

KATIE:  Waffles! Are you at your post?

WAFFLES:  Um, copy that Boss.

KATIE:  Waffles! Conduct a perimeter sweep and check for hostiles.

WAFFLES:  Um, Boss? The purr-imiter is clear. But you're kinda hostile...does that count?

KATIE:  Waffles! This is no time for rookie mistakes. What's your 20? You're not laying down on the job again are you?

WAFFLES: Um. No?  I'm still sweeping the purr-imeter. Over.

KATIE:  P.S. Contrary to popular opinion, Waffles Too was NOT eating spaghetti in yesterday's post. It was shredded chicken. Hold the red sauce.

Do You Hear What I Hear?

Hi everyone, Katie here.

Glogirly's been cleaning like mad. Doing laundry. Spending an inordinate amount of time making beds. But I know better. This is not the *good* kind of bed making. The writing's on the wall, kitties.

Houseguests, INCOMING.

WAFFLES TOO:  Um, Boss?  What's a Houseghost? 

KATIE:  Houseguest, Waffles. Houseguest.

WAFFLES TOO:  Um, Boss? How come you don't like Houseghosts?

KATIE:  Sheesh, Waffles. What kind of cat are you? Houseguest is just a kinder, gentler word for unwanted intruder. They bring smelly luggage with them. They sleep over. They don't know ANY of the rules. Like, don't talk to, touch or even look at Katie.

WAFFLES TOO:  But um, Boss? This sounds kinda fun. I like talking, touching and looking. I bet these Houseghosts have toes too. I like toes.

KATIE:  Go ahead, Waffles. Have at their toes.  *under breath...we'll see how THAT goes over*

WAFFLES TOO:  Mmmmm. Toes.

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