Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Catwoman


Hi everyone, Katie here.

Glogirly is a copycat. I'm ok with the cat part, it's the copy part I take issue with. Sure, she's plagiarized before, taking credit for MY words. She insists on wearing black and white when she knows full well that those are MY colors. She likes to snoop around when no one's looking even though I'M the only one in this townhouse with a curiosity license. Does she not know what unlicensed curiosity killed??? Anyway, I'm quite used to looking the other way on these infractions.


Until now.

So she created a new avatar for her Facebook page. Ok first, can you even believe that she has a Facebook page? I mean, come on, does she think she's a teenager! My Cod, in cat years Glogirly is beyond geriatric at 322 years old. I don't have a Facebook page (although some of my adoring fans have inquired) so I don't think she needs one. I'm her best friend and we live in the same towhnhouse so she doesn't need to go online to Facebook and tell me my breakfast is ready. I guess I'm lucky she isn't tweeting yet. That's for the birds.


Ok, back to the avatar. An avatar is a cartoon identity, sort of an alter ego if you will. She's decided it would be cool to become Catwoman. I get the 'it would be cool part.' But as far as Catwoman goes, I'm the only Catwoman in this townhouse. Period. Do you know that last night I saw her googling (and did you know that spell check now considers googling to be a word) anyway I saw her googling Catwoman halloween costumes last night. She was looking at masks and tails and claws and ears and crazy bodysuits for crying out loud.
I don't know what she's thinking. Something about Julie Newmar and Michelle Pfeiffer and sexy superheros. This must come to a stop.



You should know, I fear for my own future. Even though I am THE perfect Catwoman, I'm watching my back this month. I don't know what this Catwoman wanna-be has up her tight bodysuit sleeve. I fear that just around the corner there could be a very embarrassing and humiliating halloween costume with my name on it.

I'm watching you, Glogirly.

13 comments:

  1. Hakeem is going to be a court jester. He is in denial of this fact, but he is going to be one! Can't wait to see what Katie will be!

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  2. Katie, you are such a beautiful cat. That last picture is such a great shot. I am sure you human will never meet up to your expectations because I am sure you have very high standards. As long as she keeps that food coming and the litter pan cleaned, you can take a nap on all of this.

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  3. We read somewhere, Katie, that imitation is the greatest form of flattery...but we think you are wise to keep an eye on Glogirly just the same....

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  4. Oh, Katie, you never cease to crack us up. Love that last picture of you. You sure are keeping your eye on Glogirly. You can let her have her fun thinking she's Catwoman since you know you're the real thing.

    Purrs,
    Lucy

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  5. Hmmmm...we know who the real Catwoman is...

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  6. I do think you need to keep an eye on Glogirly, Katie. If she is going to be Catwoman, could there be a human suit in the works for you? Be very afraid.

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  7. Uh oh, this sounds serious. Doesn't she know that the rubber suit will pull terribly on your gorgeous furs?!
    BTW, that side short of you revealed a purrfect black triangle. Nice!
    Glogirly can't be all bad if she ordered you toys from the Casbah Kitten. Those are made with so much love! Did she get you Jelly Beans? She has to!

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  8. Hi Katie,
    Don't worry, a 'catwoman wannabe' can never compare to the real thing, and your last picture proves you are the real deal.
    Luv, Lucy (Woof!)

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  9. Oh Katie, we know that you are the TRUS CatWoman of your domain. Humans are just jealous of us, hence the reason they always wanna be some sort of kitties on Halloween!!! Stick to your guns Girlfurriend!!!

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  10. Katie, Katie, Katie...you must understand the intricate phases of the human female. Let this one ride with the season, in other words, this too, shall pass. I know, I know how hard it can be, but patience with humanity is a great feline virtue...just be kind to her sweety, she really means well and soon it will all be forgotten. You'll see. Trust me... Comment me if you need to talk about it. I'm here for you.
    ~Lisa Co9T

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  11. Katie that last picture of you is a beauty!

    You are a lovely lady-cat!!

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  12. Hi Everyone, Katie here.

    Thank you for all your comments and support. I'm continuing to watch my back.

    Many of you have remarked at my beauty, particularly in the last photo of my post. Glogirly says I must give credit where credit is due. This is one of the shots that Gloman took. He's practically a professional and is probably irked that I didn't put some copyright thingy on it. He really does know what he's doing behind the camera though. Glogirly on the other hand wastes a lot of time stalking me with her little point & shoot camera when she really should be spending more quality time reading the manual.

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  13. I do like the Avitar but it's good to watch your back. I mean if Glogirly looks like that in a cat suit, and has thumbs, well we all need to be cautious.

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