KATIE: Time, Waffles. It's once upon a time. You know, like a fairy tale.
WAFFLES: Oh yeah. Fairy's tails. Did you know today is National Fairy Tail Day?
KATIE: Is that why you're wearing butterfly wings?
WAFFLES: These aren't butterfly wings. They're FAIRY wings. Everyone knows that.
KATIE: Those look like butterfly wings to me.
WAFFLES: Fairy wings! Fairy wings!
KATIE: Whatever, Waffles.
WAFFLES: And this is my fairy tail.
Happy National Tell a Fairy Tale Day!
Yup, it's a real day. As real as National Clam Chowder Day (yesterday) or National If Cats Had Opposable Thumbs Day (next Thursday). Waffles got wind of it and decided he had to play along. Of course he's a little confused on the difference between tales and tails.
That's what happens when you have a 15" tail.