Yes, Waffles. There really IS a Colonel Sanders Santa Claus.
Dear Santa,
I mean Colonel. Uh... Colonel Claus? Hi. It's me, Waffles. I hope you and the North Pole chickens had a really nice year. I just wanted to remind you that I've been a really good cat. Like extra really good. Like extra CRISPY good.
So when you come down our chimney at the Townhouse– Huh? What? We don't have a CHIMNEY??? Seriously?
Uh, Santa Colonel? We don't have a chimney. So please leave my Christmas bucket at the front door. You know, where the man in brown shorts leaves stuff.
I'll be waiting.
Love,
Waffles
PS: Can you please bring me a side of gravy?
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Hmm... I never thought about not having a chimney as a problem. I hope if he leaves the fishy flakes at the door it's not raining. I hate them when they get all smooshy...
ReplyDeleteI hope you get all the chicken your little tummy can hold, sweet boy :)
ReplyDeleteHe'll find you Waffles. But I somehow don't think KFC is holistic
ReplyDeleteHuuummmmmm Nice! Good Idea! Better not having a chimney, no risk of him getting stuck!
ReplyDeleteHappy Cat Family
Yum - KFC and Christmas totally go together.
ReplyDeleteI want a Christmas bucket too!
ReplyDeleteMOL ! We're sure he'll find you, Waffles, you're unique ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteWe hope you get a ton of extra crispy chicky & gravy!!!!!
ReplyDeleteA side of gravy??? Poor Colonel Claws! ;)
ReplyDeleteWe're sure the Chirstmas Colonel is going to have to fill up a whole sleigh full just for you, Waffles!
ReplyDeleteExtra crispy with gravy sounds good…
ReplyDeleteXOXO Lucy
Waffles...we hope you get what you wish for...maybe even 2 buckets!
ReplyDeleteOoh, extra gravy sounds like an excellent idea.
ReplyDeleteBest christmas letter to Colonel Claws ever. Clever and super funny. Just don't tell Waffles that particular jolly old elf has kicked the "bucket." MOL...we crack ourselves up. The photo of Waffles is purrfection! Ho, ho, ho, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeletehahaha!!!! Hope you get lots of chicken from the 'man' oh and I hope it's extra crispy!
ReplyDeleteღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!
We totally think you deserve a chicken bucket.
ReplyDeleteSo funny!
ReplyDeleteAnd Katie is looking lovely on the Cats of the CB calendar today.
xxoo
Maggie
Whew....we're glad we have a chimney so the Colonel can get our chick-hen to us!!
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
I don't think Sniper, Harper, Georgie or Saturn thought about specific food items, but they do have a Christmas list.
ReplyDeletehttp://georgiedrinkstequila.blogspot.com/2014/12/christmas-list-for-cats.html
Waffles, because you love chicken so much, and because your passion for it makes me laugh, I'm am now designating Wednesday as "Chicken Night" in our household. My husband will be thankful, and my brood of four kitties will be drooling. :3
ReplyDeleteWaffles silly!! Ask for the eggs. We think you get more chickens that way. Ask Katie. No never mind
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Waffles sweetie..I think you deserve that bucket of chicken..you have worked so hard this year and traveled so much..you need that side of gravy too..I fact..I think I will ask for a whole KFC meal for Christmas..That way I can share it and I won't have to cook a big meal..LOL..Love you orange boy!
ReplyDeleteYou might want to skip the gravy, Waffles. Very bad for the waistline and at your age you want to attract the ladycats.
ReplyDeleteOH Waffles we hope you get your finger lickin good chicken!
ReplyDeleteFaraday: SERIOUSLIES, he needs to coordinate his schedule with Hanukkah Harry. WORD.
ReplyDeleteYou have been very good this year, Waffles. I'm sure Santa/Colonel will bring you lots of chicken.
ReplyDeleteNice one, Waffles! We hope Colonel Santa brings us a bucket of extra crispy, too! :)
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm Col. Santa, Waffles? Well ifin hims gives out chicken weez wuld be all fur it we guess. Hope yous get a dubble bucket. MOL
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Lexi
Sounds good. Waffles, better get a couple of extra buckets and sides. Party at Glogirly's place.
ReplyDeleteWaffles I don't think that is too much to ask at all! My Mom LOVES extra crispy too (and when they make it extra crispy/spicy she really likes that!) Hope you get a giant bucket!
ReplyDeleteI hope Colonel Claus makes your Christmas wish come true Waffles.
ReplyDeleteWaffles I sure hope you get your Christmas wish.
ReplyDeleteSue B
Waffles, we is sure you will get your Christmas wish. How could Colonel Santa, 'er Sanders Claus, 'er the jolly fat man resist you? MOL
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
WE never get the skin, mum only gives us the meat part. We never know if it is extra crispy.
ReplyDeleteYou think he has chickens pulling his sled instead of reindeer?
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