WAFFLES: Who, ME???
EXHIBIT A: Tattered remains of two 20 lb. bags of Dr. Elsey's Precious Cat Litter. A particularly heinous act; the litter was apparently unused and attacked strictly for 'sport.'
EXHIBIT B: Gross misuse of toilet paper. CSI's are still running trace, however it is rumored to have been a nearly full roll of Cottonelle Ultra Soft.
KATIE: Yes, you.
Well, he did put the toilet paper in his litter pan ;)
ReplyDeleteUh oh!
ReplyDeleteDude. You are a wild boy, aren't you? I suggest you call it a modern art installation. Don't tell Glogirly I told you that
ReplyDeleteDon't ya know Santa's watchin?
ReplyDeleteWow, I am kind of impressed by Waffles work - I bet he even remembered to wipe!
ReplyDeleteWaffles, your artistic eye amazes us!
ReplyDeleteWell, considering where the bulk of the paper wound up, perhaps some cat was trying to use it for it's intended purpose? As for the bags of litter.. I think some cat was trying to change his own little box! See, Waffles, I got your back!
ReplyDeleteWow!!! Impressive work, Waffles!!!
ReplyDeleteMOL, Waffles! Carmine used to unroll all the toilet paper from the roll when he was a kitten.
ReplyDeleteWaffles! You're supposed to break into the cat food, not the cat litter. There's not really much reward inside the cat litter bag, if you get our drift.
ReplyDeleteWaffles, were you bored, dude? Maybe Santa should bring you a kitten to play with...
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Uhmm Waffles have you ever heard of Santa's Naughty List? Love Dolly (& Rhette).
ReplyDeleteWOW! Waffles, that's truly impressive. We hope Santa Paws was looking the other way when you did that.
ReplyDeletewow - someone got a little ambitious....
ReplyDeleteI think Katie's gonna get some coal for a certain orange kitty ... that look says "Judge, Jury and Coal Giver Outer"!
ReplyDeletePurrz!
Selina
Cool. That must have been so much fun
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Waffles.............you didn't!!!!
ReplyDeleteWe'll wait until the DNA results are in to convict or acquit.
ReplyDeleteuh oh! Crazy kitties!
ReplyDeleteღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!
well someone had a fun night..
ReplyDeleteEither that or he was totally defending you from such heinous toilet paper and figured you'd want more litter..
Gee, Waffles, I didn't know you had it in you! At least I hope you had fun before your human found it.
ReplyDeleteWow..Waff buddy..how long did it take you to create this path of destruction?? Are all of your toys under the fridge and you can't reach them??
ReplyDeleteMeowsers! That is one messy crime scene! I wonder WHO could have done this criminal act?!? :-O
ReplyDeleteOz
Wow! We think a cat teleported in and did that! No way would Katie or Waffles do such a thing!
ReplyDeleteOh, Waffles! You didn't get much sleep last night, did you? Glogirly - motion detectors?
ReplyDeleteWell, we know it wasn't us. Whew! If Jan had read this first, she would have blamed us, though. So we feel for you, Waffles.
ReplyDeleteUmm litter and TP .... I wonder if the culprit is trying to leave some type of secret message?
ReplyDeleteMOL! I don't think you can get out of this one Waffles.
ReplyDeleteSue B
Sighs. Well, we know this wasn't Katie... (Unless she's trying to frame the Waff. But even then, we can't see it!)
ReplyDeleteWowzers, somekitty sure did a number on the place...but don't worry Clooney Claus still delivers to the naughty...
ReplyDeleteWhat a mess ! We're impressed, Waffles, really ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteSomeone had fun!
ReplyDeleteTime for a camera in the bathroom.
ReplyDeleteThen again, maybe not!
Uh oh! You'd better be careful, Waffles. You'll be spending time in the pen :(
ReplyDeleteWhoa. That is some serious mischief there. The UNSUB must be particularly diabolical!
ReplyDeleteWE voted, mum gets litter in plastic things we can get into.
ReplyDeleteOMC Waffles did yous weally do dat? why??? OMC Mommy wuld be havin' a cow. Make dat 10. MOL
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Lexi
Oh,oh. We see containers in your future Waffles!
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
Whoa! He really did it this time! I don’t unroll terlit paper, I just knock it into the wet tub. HAH!
ReplyDeleteWaffles, often great Urban Artists are misunderstood. Look at Banksy. Sure, he/she doesn't use litter or toilet paper, but we could argue this is merely an access issue. Banksy can readily get spray paint and you, litter and TP.
ReplyDeleteGood work, buddy!
Your Secret Admirer, Manhattan of Squeedunk Cats
(PS, my current artistic medium is sofa cushions--I like to rearrange them, and Z-girl feels the need to "put them back the way they were". Geesh.)
OMC! Waffles, that's truly impressive !!
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Oh Oh somekitty has been a baaadddd baaad boy!
ReplyDeleteHilarious!! I think Waffles want to be potty trained like his humans to use the soft Cottonelle paper and no more litter. What a mess Waffles!!
ReplyDeleteOMC...we have been extra naughty lately, but we think the naughtiness at your house puts ours a lot further down on the crimes list. Hope Santa wasn't watching. Looks like more play time is needed. Ho, ho, ho, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
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