Saturday, October 11, 2014

TV Trip: The Cat Boat


WAFFLES:  Hey Boss! I'm a YO... man!

KATIE:  It's not YO, man. It's Yeoman. As in Yoeman Purser. 

WAFFLES:  Boss, I'm a BOY. I don't carry a purser. Only GIRLZ carry pursers.

KATIE:  Waffles, a Yeoman Purser is like an assistant. You know, to the captain. Someone who does whatever I tell them to. Like fetching me snacks, fluffing my pillow... 

WAFFLES:  So you're like the Boss? 

KATIE:  Yes. 

WAFFLES:  Of me?

KATIE:  Yes.

WAFFLES:  Like all the time?

KATIE:  Yes.

WAFFLES:  Man, this YO man stuff isn't much fun. I don't think I want to be in THIS show.

KATIE:  That's fine. But Cat Boat or no Cat Boat, I'm still the boss of you.







♫♩
Cats. On cruise ships, who knew?
Come aboard. We’re expecting you.
And Cats… life’s furry reward.
Let us purr, we purr back to you.

The Cat Boat, soon will be making another run.
The Cat Boat, promises something fur everyone.
Set a course for adventure,
You mind on a mew romance…
♩♫


WAFFLES: Romance???

KATIE: Waffles, it's just a theme song. Don't get any ideas.








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19 comments:

  1. Gemini and IchiroOctober 11, 2014 at 12:51 AM

    The Woman says she would go on the cat boat to kiss Gopher any day...

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  2. brokenteepeeOctober 11, 2014 at 12:55 AM

    Harry the farm cat meows, "gopher? mmmmmm, gopher"

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  3. meowmeowmansOctober 11, 2014 at 12:59 AM

    Wow, you get to be a Yo Man and a Gopher, too? That show sounds CRAZY, Waff!

    Katie, we think you make a purrfect Captain (Stewing). :)

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  4. Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows)October 11, 2014 at 12:59 AM

    Cats...life's furry reward. I love that!

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  5. Kitties BlueOctober 11, 2014 at 1:52 AM

    Captain Stewing...MOL. Poor Waffles will just never learn. Once the Boss, always the Boss. And once the underling orange cat, always the underling orange cat. But Waffles' naiveté is one of the reasons we love him so much. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  6. Katnip LoungeOctober 11, 2014 at 2:31 AM

    Deere Whafffels.

    I have a MAN purser what hanngs off mi belleh. I never tells teh Mommeh what I keeps in there. But it's spare change. 4 tacksi's to modling gigs.

    yr PAL feet Licks

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  7. Summer at sparklecat.comOctober 11, 2014 at 3:04 AM

    Can you believe that my human never saw the original show?

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  8. The Kitties of Purring PinesOctober 11, 2014 at 6:20 AM

    Love it!!!! MOL!!!!

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  9. Little Miss TitchOctober 11, 2014 at 10:18 AM

    hehehehe that is so true Katie,Waffles you have to admit she has you there,xx Speedy

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  10. Deb BarnesOctober 11, 2014 at 10:34 AM

    That sure was one corny show but we still loved it!! If I were you Waffles, you might want to think about jumping ship! Purrs from the Zee and Zoey Gang!

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  11. The Swiss CatsOctober 11, 2014 at 12:31 PM

    He he,,, Katie has you there, Waffles... Again ! Purrs

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  12. Just DuckyOctober 11, 2014 at 12:41 PM

    We are ready to sail, romance or no!

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  13. ANGEL ABBYGRACEOctober 11, 2014 at 12:53 PM

    Waffles think of all the fun you can have on a BIG boat!

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  14. noodlecatOctober 11, 2014 at 2:28 PM

    Wow! You are soooo brave to go on a big boat!

    Noodle and crew

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  15. The Island CatsOctober 11, 2014 at 8:17 PM

    Do you guys get seasick?? That would be yucky.

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  16. Cathy KeishaOctober 11, 2014 at 10:43 PM

    Gramma and Gramps used to like that show! I got a great idea for you. Did you ever watch Twin Peaks? It’s coming back on SHO. Waffles could be The Log Lady. MOL!

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  17. Two French BulldogsOctober 11, 2014 at 11:33 PM

    You will always be boss
    Snorts,
    Lily & Edward

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  18. My Dog Sam - Ruptured DiskOctober 11, 2014 at 11:58 PM

    I think that Katie has it right. Waffles is the cabin boy.

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  19. Nancy Blue MoonOctober 12, 2014 at 2:49 PM

    I think Katie is the Boss for life little buddy..mol..

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