Saturday, October 11, 2014

TV Trip: The Cat Boat

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss! I'm a YO... man!

KATIE:  It's not YO, man. It's Yeoman. As in Yoeman Purser. 

WAFFLES:  Boss, I'm a BOY. I don't carry a purser. Only GIRLZ carry pursers.

KATIE:  Waffles, a Yeoman Purser is like an assistant. You know, to the captain. Someone who does whatever I tell them to. Like fetching me snacks, fluffing my pillow... 

WAFFLES:  So you're like the Boss? 

KATIE:  Yes. 

WAFFLES:  Of me?

KATIE:  Yes.

WAFFLES:  Like all the time?

KATIE:  Yes.

WAFFLES:  Man, this YO man stuff isn't much fun. I don't think I want to be in THIS show.

KATIE:  That's fine. But Cat Boat or no Cat Boat, I'm still the boss of you.

Cats. On cruise ships, who knew?
Come aboard. We’re expecting you.
And Cats… life’s furry reward.
Let us purr, we purr back to you.

The Cat Boat, soon will be making another run.
The Cat Boat, promises something fur everyone.
Set a course for adventure,
You mind on a mew romance…

WAFFLES: Romance???

KATIE: Waffles, it's just a theme song. Don't get any ideas.

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  1. The Woman says she would go on the cat boat to kiss Gopher any day...

  2. Harry the farm cat meows, "gopher? mmmmmm, gopher"

  3. Wow, you get to be a Yo Man and a Gopher, too? That show sounds CRAZY, Waff!

    Katie, we think you make a purrfect Captain (Stewing). :)

  4. Captain Stewing...MOL. Poor Waffles will just never learn. Once the Boss, always the Boss. And once the underling orange cat, always the underling orange cat. But Waffles' naiveté is one of the reasons we love him so much. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

  5. Deere Whafffels.

    I have a MAN purser what hanngs off mi belleh. I never tells teh Mommeh what I keeps in there. But it's spare change. 4 tacksi's to modling gigs.

    yr PAL feet Licks

  6. Can you believe that my human never saw the original show?

  7. hehehehe that is so true Katie,Waffles you have to admit she has you there,xx Speedy

  8. That sure was one corny show but we still loved it!! If I were you Waffles, you might want to think about jumping ship! Purrs from the Zee and Zoey Gang!

  9. He he,,, Katie has you there, Waffles... Again ! Purrs

  10. We are ready to sail, romance or no!

  11. Waffles think of all the fun you can have on a BIG boat!

  12. Wow! You are soooo brave to go on a big boat!

    Noodle and crew

  13. Do you guys get seasick?? That would be yucky.

  14. Gramma and Gramps used to like that show! I got a great idea for you. Did you ever watch Twin Peaks? It’s coming back on SHO. Waffles could be The Log Lady. MOL!

  15. You will always be boss
    Lily & Edward

  16. I think that Katie has it right. Waffles is the cabin boy.

  17. I think Katie is the Boss for life little buddy..mol..


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