WAFFLES: Hey Boss! I'm a YO... man!
KATIE: It's not YO, man. It's Yeoman. As in Yoeman Purser.
WAFFLES: Boss, I'm a BOY. I don't carry a purser. Only GIRLZ carry pursers.
KATIE: Waffles, a Yeoman Purser is like an assistant. You know, to the captain. Someone who does whatever I tell them to. Like fetching me snacks, fluffing my pillow...
WAFFLES: So you're like the Boss?
KATIE: Yes.
WAFFLES: Of me?
KATIE: Yes.
WAFFLES: Like all the time?
KATIE: Yes.
WAFFLES: Man, this YO man stuff isn't much fun. I don't think I want to be in THIS show.
KATIE: That's fine. But Cat Boat or no Cat Boat, I'm still the boss of you.
♫♩
Cats. On cruise ships, who knew?
Come aboard. We’re expecting you.
And Cats… life’s furry reward.
Let us purr, we purr back to you.
The Cat Boat, soon will be making another run.
The Cat Boat, promises something fur everyone.
Set a course for adventure,
You mind on a mew romance…
♩♫
♩♫
WAFFLES: Romance???
KATIE: Waffles, it's just a theme song. Don't get any ideas.
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