The following is a dramatization of actual events. So actual in fact, it happened just last night while Glogirly was watching Monday night TV. Big night ... The Voice and Blacklist.
KATIE: Waffles! What did you DO???
WAFFLES: Uh... shut the door?
KATIE: Waffles, you've LOCKED us in the guest room!
WAFFLES: I didn't MEAN to! It was an accident!
KATIE: Waffles, this fascination with doorknobs, door frames... this whole door obsession of yours has GOT to STOP.
WAFFLES: So what do we do now, Boss?
KATIE: What do you mean, 'what do WE do?' YOU locked us in here. Get us OUT!
WAFFLES: Uh... I don't know how to open the door. I only know how to shut it.
KATIE: With us inside. That's just great.
WAFFLES: Maybe if we hit the boingy thing, someone will hear us.
KATIE: I'll hit YOUR boingy thing–
KATIE: Followed by Blacklist for ANOTHER hour.
WAFFLES: Wanna take turns with the boingy thing?
KATIE: This is SO not what I had planned for my Monday night.
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