SANTA WAFFLES: Hey Boss! What's in the box?
KATIE: I don't know, Waffles. I didn't put it there.
SANTA WAFFLES: The ribbon matches my suit. Did you tie that bow?
KATIE: I said, I don't know. I didn't put it there. You know I'm not allowed near ribbon.
SANTA WAFFLES: Oh yeah, on account of that time you ate it, huh?
KATIE: We don't talk about that. Maybe Glogirly put the box there. That ribbon looks like her handiwork.
SANTA WAFFLES: Oh yeah, I remember. Glogirly told me the box has a special discount from our kitty lounger friends at Peach Industries. I don't know what a discount is, but I bet it tastes REALLY good!
KATIE: Well you can eat it if you'd like, but I bet our friends and readers might prefer to use it on a brand new kitty lounger. Ok Waffles, do you think you can manage to tell everyone about the special kitty lounger discount? You know, without messing up or touching this ribbon?
SANTA WAFFLES: Ok Boss, here goes:
ACT NOW! Oh, wait...that comes at the end.
Save 25% on all Peach Industries Kitty Loungers now through Friday, December 13!
AND get free shipping too!
KATIE: Nicely done, Waffles. But don't forget your close...
SANTA WAFFLES: I didn't forget my clothes. Look! I'm wearing my red suit!
KATIE: Not your clothes, Waffles. Your CLOSE. You know, the line that comes at the end? "Act...
SANTA WAFFLES: Oh yeah. ACT NOW!
The discounts are only good through Friday the 13th. It would probably be bad luck to miss them.
Use promo code holidaywaffles for 25% off
Use promo code holidaykatie for free shipping
You can use both codes, you just have to enter them at checkout.
Offer good through Friday, December 13, 2013.