WAFFLES: Hey Boss! Did you hear? I got BEEF TENDERLOIN yesterday!
KATIE: What do you mean you got beef tenderloin? All I got was this lousy jingle collar. Tastes like glitter and bells.
WAFFLES: Seriouslies? It was just sitting there on the kitchen counter, wrapped up in pretty white paper. It was obviously a present for me.
KATIE: Waffles, that wasn't wrapping paper, it's butcher paper. You ate it raw??? Did you get caught?
WAFFLES: Um, NO. Why? Do I look like I told Gloman that you did it?
We wish you the merriest of Christmases and the happiest of holidays. From the bottom of our little kitty hearts, we thank you for brightening our days with your visits. We love you so very much!
... Now that the beef tenderloin is history, we've got our sights set on some turkey. Bon appetit!
Waffles & Katie