Hi everyone, Nurse Katie here.
Gloman is a little under the weather so I'm devoting my whole blog this week to him. Since he doesn't much feel like playing with me and my toy, I'm going to have to make my own fun. Today it's all about nurses.
Nurse Jackie is one of my personal faves.
Although my friends across the pond might not know her, it's a known fact that here that we have a lot in common. No, I'm not an addict. Well ok...I DO have a drinking from the toilet problem. But let's not go THERE again.
Nurse Jackie doesn't play by the rules,
but deep down she has a good heart.
That's how I roll too.
After exhaustive research and numerous interviews, I have uncovered the top 5 most commonly used nursing phrases.
- You won't feel a thing.
- Because your doctor said so.
- Don't worry. I've done this a thousand times before.
- You may feel a slight burning sensation.
- I'm sorry. It's not THAT kind of Tylenol.
THIS is how I roll.