Glogirly Greatest Hits - VOL. 4

Hi everyone, Katie here.

Very busy today. Deep in thought. Here's just the right nugget from the archives -

DEEP THOUGHTS

Hi everyone, Katie here.

I've been extremely busy today. Thinking. There's just so much to ponder each and every day. I frankly don't know how I find the time.

Do I have my gingivitis food for breakfast? Or perhaps for lunch?

Shall I save some for a midnight snack? Midnight is an awfully long time to wait.

Which window should I stand guard at so the birds, squirrels and rabbits stay at bay. The front deck window? The back deck window? Or perhaps the downstairs door? What should I do if the rabbit, for example, attempts a forcible entry? The townhouse windows are so clean, the birds have made that mistake more than once.

On which soft bed should I take my daily nap? And how long should I nap for? Do I need an alarm? What kind of alarm? How will I know how to set the alarm? What if it doesn't go off? Can I ever nap not knowing if I know how to correctly set the alarm? Should I do a test and set it for two minutes from now just to make sure it works?

Wait, I'm a cat and I don't know how to tell time.

I am so screwed.